Church Prayers Answered As Bucks Fail To Fizz

So to the second weekend in August and the ‘magic’ of the FA Cup, with today’s chosen Extra Preliminary Round tie seeing a trip over the tops to The DSM Memorial Ground as Penistone Church FC play Bootle FC with Northern Counties East meeting North West Counties.

Penistone Church FC was formed in 1906 from the merger of Penistone Choirboys and Penistone Juniors, and competed initially in the Sheffield Amateur League. In 1909 Church were the first winners of the Sheffield Junior Cup, which they won again in 1937.

The club became a founder member of the Sheffield & Hallamshire County Senior League in 1983 after the merger of local leagues. Church reached the Premier League in 1995 but were something of a yo-yo club in the 1990s.

The club was promoted to the Northern Counties East League Division 1 in 2014 and qualified for the inaugural Division One play offs in 2016, losing out to AFC Emley. A year later Church beat Grimsby Borough in the play off final to win promotion to the Premier League, and also won the Northern Counties East Football League Cup. Last season saw a creditable 7^th position in the top tier.

The original Bootle FC was formed in 1879 and played its first fixture in 1880. The club were Everton FC's main rivals and competed with them for a prestigious place in the newly formed Football League. The Bucks narrowly lost out as only one club per area was permitted to join.

In 1889 the club became founder members of the Football Alliance, finishing runners up and FA Cup quarter finalists. The Football Alliance then became the Football League Second Division with Bootle finishing a respectable 8th but then resigning due to ongoing financial problems - ironically being replaced by Liverpool FC - and then folding.

The club was resurrected after World War II and joined the Lancashire Combination in 1948. The Bucks decided not to sign Bert Trautmann, apparently not wanting to cause upset because of local war feelings, and he joined St Helens and moved on to bigger and better things. The club won the league at the first attempt but struggled in the top flight, before resigning and folding again during the 1953/54 campaign.

In 1953 the current club was formed as Langton FC, playing in local Bootle leagues then the Liverpool County Combination. Twenty years on there was a successful request to change name to the latest incarnation of Bootle FC.

A year later the Bucks joined the Lancashire Combination and after two championship successes left to enter the Cheshire County League. In 1982 the Cheshire County League was one of the leagues merged to form the North West Counties Football League with Bootle FC a founder member.

After relegation to the Second Division, in 2002 the club dropped back into the Liverpool County Combination as Bucks Park on Copy Lane closed its doors for the last time. Four years later with a new ground, New Bucks Park at Vesty Road (now sponsored by TDP Solicitors), the Bucks were re-elected to the NWCFL and promoted as champions to the top division in 2009 – runners up in 2017 their best finish.

It's another sunkissed afternoon as, appropriately, I pass Cool Tan, Sunsation and Tan 'n' Tonic, before reaching the execrable ELCTRICAL TOILETORIES T & T Pound Plus - open 7 days a week (make that none !!)

Onto the M60, past the Co-op pyramid and its crystal Methodist, then The Light sociable cinema (whatever that means ?) at Stockport's Red Rock leisure development. Off at Denton Rock to the M67 at the end of which is a Big Baps butty van.

Through Hollingworth, to the pretty village of Tintwistle, Arnfield Fly Fishery and then Crowden where the scale of depletion in reservoir levels is striking. It's a glorious day for driving the Woodhead Pass and into the Peak District National Park, marred only by the brown and scorched countryside. Then into Barnsley Metropolitan District Council territory - twinned with Gorlovka and Schwabisch Gmund !!

I turn off at The White Heart into Penistone, along a tidy High Street, then down Victoria Street to the DSM Memorial Ground on Church View Road. Plenty of parking next to the stadium this week, a colourful flower bed outside the turnstile, and a fiver in.

Inside there is a busy clubhouse at the near end with the changing rooms adjoining. To my left is the covered stand, terracing giving way to black and white seats up to the half way line – and the ubiquitous Totty Signs advertising hoarding in these parts !! The rest of the ground is open with just a walkway on the opposite touch line and a mini pitch behind the goal at the top end. Naturally (the clue is in the football club name and address) there is a church in sight, standing imperiously above the houses, bells pealing away. Another deckchair in evidence – and some shooting sticks too !!

There is housing behind the main stand but beyond that are fabulous views of the Yorkshire countryside, topped by an even prettier landscape opposite.

Church are aiming to replicate their FA Cup run from last season, winning three rounds before losing to Harrogate Town in the Second Qualifying Round. They are in black and white stripes, the Bucks in all blue with yellow trim. Referee and one linesman are in regulation all black, but the paunchy assistant next to me has white flashes on his kit.......strange.

The Bucks have brought decent and raucous support, swelling the crowd to 165. Notwithstanding a bone dry pitch, burnt in places, Church begin dreadfully and Bootle should really take advantage. Andrew Gillespie ghosts in unchallenged and then swipes the ball well wide. Church's keeper, Chris Snaith, makes two excellent stops to deny Mike Ordish and Carl Peers, but surely it's just a question of time.....

Then on 25 minutes the Bucks' defence switches off and Church's Kieran Ryan pinches the ball, twists and turns before shooting low into the corner past a wrong footed Ryan Jones. It is Penistone's only chance in the first period.

There is no change in Bootle's style of play and they continue to dominate, hitting the woodwork before finally three minutes from half time Peers is played in, Snaith hesitates and the attacker rolls the ball home to restore parity.

The second half sees a rather better home performance, particularly at the back with the defence well organised by veteran Brett Lovell. Nonetheless the Bucks do create chances. Ben Jago forces a fine diving save from Snaith, and the custodian blocks Elliott Nevitt's effort with his legs.

Church have come more into the game without really threatening until a quarter of an hour to go. Ryan is given too much time and space in the corner, before crossing to the back post where Nathan Keightley heads the ball back across Jones - the ball seemingly crossing the line in slow motion.

Bootle throw men forward, creating pressure but no meaningful chances as the Bucks fizzle out (sorry !!). Indeed Church come the closer to scoring - Bootle's Lee McConchie mistimes his header, it catches in the swirling wind, and from fully 25 yards out loops over Jones and hits the frame of his own goal. 2-1 to Church at the finish and high hopes of another lucrative FA Cup run remain.