And so to the Clayborn Ground on Quaker Lane in Cleckheaton, on the border with Hightown in Liversedge - this afternoon an FA Trophy Third Round Qualifying clash between Liversedge FC and Scarborough Athletic.
Liversedge Football Club was founded in 1910 following the demise
of the old Liversedge Rugby Club, starting in the Bradford League for three
seasons and winning it in 1920/21. The Sedge was a founder member of the West
Riding County Amateur League in 1922/23 and went on to be the most successful
club in the league’s infancy, taking the league title three times in its first
five seasons (1924, 1926 and 1927) and, later, again in 1965 and 1966.
The club was accepted into the
Yorkshire League for 1972/73, and promotion to Yorkshire League
Division One was achieved prior to the amalgamation of the Midland and
Yorkshire Leagues to form the Northern Counties East League in 1982.
Second in 2005/06 and League Cup
winners, but promotion to the Northern Premier League was denied due to
insufficient facilities - apparently no separate changing rooms for female
referees !! Never relegated, Quaker Lane was flooded in October 2015
resulting in no home games for 4 months.
Following the last two seasons being curtailed dramatically by the coronavirus pandemic, Liversedge FC was promoted to the Northern Premier League Division One East due to finishing both the 2019/2020 and 2020/21 seasons in the top three of the table (based on a table using a Points Per Games calculation). They currently sit top with 11 wins and a draw from 12 league fixtures.
Scarborough
Athletic FC was set up on 25 June 2007 by the Seadog Trust. This was five days
after the liquidation of Scarborough FC - £2.5 million in debt and unable to
sell the McCain Stadium to a housing developer due to a covenant restricting it
to sporting activities (it is now a Lidl supermarket....)
The
Seadogs joined the Northern Counties East League Division One, groundsharing at
Bridlington Town's Queensgate stadium. Two seasons in they were crowned as
champions and promoted to the Premier Division, with Brian France as manager.
In their second season in the top flight France was struck in the face by a
ball at, strangely, Liversedge and suffered a brain haemorrhage - he never
managed the club again.
In
2012/13 'Boro clinched the NCEL title and were promoted to the Northern Premier
Division One South (bizarrely !!) under their magnificently named Romanian
manager Rudy Funk. The Seadogs were moved laterally to Division One North after
one season.
In
July 2017 the club, after ten years at Bridlington, finally returned to the
town at the new Flamingo Land Stadium at Weaponness. After play off defeat in
2017 the Seadogs were promoted to the Premier Division as runners up the
following year but, despite attendances having nearly trebled, have flattered
to deceive ever since - this season six wins, three draws and six defeats.
As
an extension of their youth team a nursery club Scarborough Town was
established in 2008, initially competing in the Teesside League. The team moved
up to the Wearside League and were champions in 2010 before folding in June
2013.
The
original Scarborough FC was founded in 1879, moving to the Athletic Ground on
Seamer Road in 1898 and staying there until dissolution. From the Midland
League Scarborough became a founder member of the Northern Premier League in
1968, crowned as FA Trophy winners three times in 1973, 1976 and 1977 (beating
Wigan Athletic, Stafford Rangers and Dagenham respectively) and runners up in
1975.
The
Seadogs joined the Alliance Premier League on inception and were champions in
1987, becoming the first ever automatically promoted club to the Football
League. 8 May 1999 saw the club relegated back to the Conference after
goalkeeper Jimmy Glass scored for Carlisle deep into injury time to preserve
their league status, and rendering the Seadogs' 1-1 home draw with
Peterborough, already celebrated as survival, irrelevant. Thereafter in 2006
Scarborough were demoted due to 'financial instability'. The end was nigh....
After brinner, it's past Seven Heaven Kitchen, with numberplates
today featuring B16 HOT, A B10WER and BR04DEN. Washway Road takes me to the M60
beyond the Bodhi Tree Buddhas at Utopia, Thai Massage at Po Thong and a Chinese
takeaway at Panda Mama. Not forgetting the haunted Eyebrow Cottage....
Beyond Beyond (aka Chill Factore) on the M60 then the M62 and
Saddleworth Moor, Scammonden and the M62 Summit - the highest motorway point in
England. More lorry trailer advertising hoardings, predominantly Radiator
Outlet but, yes, another CBD one. The weather changes from sunny spells to
heavy rain, the thermometer ticks down from 14C to 9C and the motorway is
closed on the opposite carriageway at Junction 23 due to a severe multivehicle
accident.
Past Outlane Cricket Club next to the hard shoulder and off at
J25 Hartshead Moor where the motorway closure has caused local gridlock so a
hastily revised route is improvised. Coal Pit Lane, then left at the Gray
Ox to Windy Bank Lane onto the A649 and left at Casa Luli into Hightown Road.
The ground is well hidden at the foot of Quaker Lane on the right, an
inadequate unadopted alley with one car's width.
The return journey takes me back via Cleckheaton, past the local
Wetherspoons - The Obediah Brooke, a 19th century local farmer - to rejoin at
J26. Needless to say the car park is insufficient for a bumper crowd of
571 so I park on the adjoining housing estate, and it's £6 on the gate.
Clayborn features a clubhouse to the top West corner of the
ground with a drinks terrace, covered seating at the North (The Stuart
Silverwood Stand) and another bar - The Huntsman - and a small covered
terracing stand to the West behind the goal - The Cowshed. The historic slope
has now long since gone, but the North and West sides are elevated above the
pitch, with the ground framed by new detached houses, trees and, to the South,
a picturesque view of fields looking onto the outskirts of Mirfield.
Sedge
are in white and blue stripes, Seadogs in red with white trim and it's a quiet
start. That is until the 11th minute when the rhythm is fractured as a home
free kick is only half cleared and Jack Stockdill shoots from the edge of the
box; his shot hits the post and rolls in, and Liversedge lead 1-0.
For a brief period Sedge are dominant, incisive and threatening with Athletic spoiling the home attack with a series of fouls. However the Seadogs start to take advantage of Sedge's open defending, and on 20 minutes Nathan Cartman breaks through resulting in Michael Coulson's shot being cleared off the line.
Brilliant sunshine gives way to a brief flurry of drizzle and a rainbow as Scarborough start to dominate. Luca Colville's fizzer is going in but Kieran Weledji adds a final touch into the net and is deemed offside, and then home stopper Jon Stewart comes up with two super saves from Coulson and Ryan Watson, one with his hands and the other with his feet.
At the other end Nicky Walker cuts in from the right and strikes the near post, before teeing up Stockdill whose effort is blocked. A breathless first half ends with Sedge a goal to the good.
Five minutes after the break a challenge in the Liversedge box sees Coulson, not for the first time, tumble to the turf (with an alacrity suggesting 'a weed and feed addiction') and he is booked for simulation. Three minutes on and a Sedge cross sees capless, hapless Seadogs' keeper Michael Ingham blinded by the sun and in the ensuing shenanigans an attempted defensive clearance is struck straight at Paul Walker and into the net.
Paul Walker should have made it 3-0 shortly after but his air shot produces a defensive deflection that casually loops just wide. At the other end Stewart performs more heroics in keeping out efforts from Colville and Bradley Plant.
End to end now with Liversedge sitting off and soaking up Seadogs' pressure - the home side fashion a chance for Ben Atkinson, who creates space and shoots across Ingham but just beyond the far post. However their next opportunity on 74 minutes sees Joe Walton bully his opponent off the ball and in a two on one he squares for Atkinson, who composes himself and then fires into the corner for 3-0.
Then the piece de resistance: with 9 minutes to play the ball finds Nicky Walker's feet, he bamboozles the full back and shoots left footed from outside the box and the ball hits the inside of the opposite post before going in. Not so much a peach as a full tropical fruit salad....
Aside from a wholly unnecessary melee at the death that's it - a 4-0 'giantkilling' with the man of the match being the underdogs' goalkeeper. The 100+ disgruntled Scarborough fans, 'you're all just walking' are met with home cries of 'See you next season'... and on this showing that's highly likely !