Tad All Over - Brewers Fare Well In Whites Fright Show

And so to the i2i Stadium and Ings Lane for the final Evostik Northern Premier Division One East league fixture of the season between Tadcaster Albion and Lincoln United.

Tadcaster Albion was formed in 1892 as John Smith's Football Club, with their stadium behind the John Smith's brewery - the club now play next to Samuel Smith's brewery store. The Brewers (unsurprisingly !!) played in the York League but the club ran into difficulties in the early 1920s, and came back in 1923 under the new name of Tadcaster Albion.

By 1926/27 they were back under the John Smith's name, with a second team using the Tadcaster Albion title founded in 1930. The clubs merged after World War II, keeping the Tadcaster Albion name.

Albion won the York League in the 1947/48 season, eventually moving upwards to the Yorkshire League for the 1973/74 campaign. The Brewers were a founder member of the Northern Counties East League in 1982 and won Division One in 2010.

Their best ever FA Vase run in 2015 resulted in a 6th Round replay at home to Highworth Town, which sparked ugly scenes featuring a pitch invasion, coin throwing and Town's chairman and goalkeeper injured in the melee. Highworth eventually won the tie 1-0.

The following year, after significant investment, The Brewers were crowned as NCEL Premier Division champions and promoted to the Northern Premier League Division One North (now East) with a play off push mounted this season. And the equation is simple - Taddy must win this afternoon and Sheffield have to lose at Brighouse Town (almost an El Classicoal !!). Two goals in the final 15 minutes against Gresley to overturn the away side's lead and an injury time equaliser at the Pikes of Pickering Town on Easter Monday leave the Brewers three points behind 'The Club' but with a better goal difference.....

The away side, 'The Whites' from Ashby Avenue, was established as Lincoln Amateurs FC in 1938 but only joined the Lincolnshire League in 1945 because of World War II. The following season the club transferred to the Lincoln League and in 1954 was renamed as Lincoln United, after taking on a paid player, Ray Bean, at 5 shillings a week (!).

United rejoined the Lincolnshire League in 1960, winning the title in 1964 before moving to the Yorkshire League in 1967, where they were twice champions of Division One.

The Whites were a founder member of the Northern Counties East League when the Yorkshire League merged with the Midland League in 1982, but joined the Supreme Division (!!) of the Central Midlands League in 1986. United won the Supreme championship in 1991, in a season where they became the only Central Midlands League team to play in the First Round proper of the FA Cup (losing 7-0 to Huddersfield Town) before reverting back to the NCEL.

The Premier Division was won in 1994/95 moving United up to the Northern Premier League Division One. Promotion to the Premier Division followed in 2004, but the club was relegated to Division One South (now East) in 2008 where they still reside - currently 13th out of 20 this campaign, but with only three wins this calendar year.

And so as Storm Hannah batters the UK it's a very wet and windy start to my journey. Past the Interior Curtain Centre which has already given us registration plates B11NDS and C11RTN - it has a new one T13 BAC today. Other car registration numbers that feature on this trip are FU55 ADO and O B11GSY.

Beyond that ELCTRICAL. TOILETORIES. sign it's onto the M60 and then onwards to Saddleworth Moor, Rakehead Viaduct and Windy Hill - The M62 Summit 'Highest Motorway in England 372 metres (1221 feet).

Then Sammonden Reservoir, Rainbow Bridge and Stott Hall Farm, bisecting the two carriageways. After Hartshead Moor there is a flurry of Sonic Direct hoardings in the surrounding fields, but these are preferable to the abandoned trailers and wind turbines elsewhere on the route.....

I join the M1 which becomes the A1(M), and exit at junction 44. Then into Tadcaster, dominated by the breweries, but also boasting local shops 'Simply A Party' and Vanilla Interiors (rather plain !!) and the impressive St Mary's Church.

The town itself is quiet, almost closed, possibly due to the weather. This is epitomised by the sign for Hardwick Smith & Dewar 'Open 10-4 Thursdays' - and that's it....

The i2i stadium on Ings Lane is at the end of the road housing John Smith's Brewery, and there is ample parking. £8 gets me in, with the clubhouse immediately to my right and then a short covered terrace. To my left is the all seater Loxley Homes Stand, and in the far right corner a smaller version, the Ken Gilbertson Stand. Trees line all four sides with the River Wharfe behind them on the opposite side.

The river burst its banks during Storm Desmond in the 2015/16 season, resulting in the Brewers being unable to play home fixtures for over ten weeks. There was further flooding last month and the pitch was under several feet of water; however crowd funding enabled a full clean up and no matches were postponed.  

The Brewers are in yellow and blue and their keeper in all white, forcing The Whites to play in change green and white. The match kicks off in driving rain and strong winds.

Unsurprisingly Albion force the pace early on, and United's custodian, Michael Emery, makes a fine save from Casey Stewart's shot. Within a minute, out of nothing and completely against the run of play, Lincoln's Matt Cotton arrows in a shot that hits the inside of the post and rolls into the net - United lead on 13 minutes.

That lead lasts all of six minutes with the Brewers' centre back Paddy Miller, made skipper for the day ahead of his retirement after this match, heading in from a corner. Four minutes later a superb Harry Coates pass sets Stewart free down the right and he squares for Aiden Savory to sidefoot home.

The third home goal in eight minutes is caused by a suicidal pass by Emery to Callum Dye. Luke Porritt intercepts and is then tripped by Dye; the penalty kick is confidently dispatched by Miller.

On 36 minutes the referee awards the Brewers a second penalty, a rather soft decision for holding on Savory. Miller scores in the opposite corner for his first ever hat trick, and 4-1 to Taddy.

Then in first half injury time Jason Mycoe shoots from 35 yards, the ball hits a divot and loops high over Emery's flailing arms and into the net. 5-1 to the Brewers at the break, with word reaching us that Brighouse and Sheffield are drawing 1-1.

There is no let up in the second period. Nine minutes in Aaron Hardy's beautifully weighted cross is headed powerfully home by Pete Davidson, to chants of 'Yorkshire Pirlo' and Albion go 6-1 up.

On 65 minutes Porritt plays in Stewart who scores comfortably, and he repeats the feat a minute later to make it 8-1 to the Brewers. More chances are spurned and then Taddy declare.

In fact some sloppiness slips into their game. With eight minutes to go Albion mess up a corner, allowing Lincoln's Ben Davison to race up the field and send the keeper the wrong way. A minute later his precision finish into the corner makes it 8-3, and the fightback is on....well maybe not !!

News reaches us of an injury time winner for Sheffield, who return to Brighouse on Tuesday for the play offs. The Brewers' season and Paddy Miller's career are over - but what an astonishing match and as for Miller scoring a hat trick in his last game - you couldn't make it up !!  

A Bonny Day For The Blues After Seahorses' Lame Performance.......

And so to Carleton Road and Frenchfield Park for my first ever Northern League fixture between Penrith and Whitley Bay in Division One.

Penrith AFC was founded in 1894, playing in local leagues before joining the Carlisle & District League which they won several times. The club moved to the North Eastern League for the 1907/08 season.

Before the start of the 1948/49 season 'The Bonny Blues' were elected to the Northern League where they remained until 1982 - their best finish being runners up in 1962.

The team became a founder member of the North West Counties Football League and finished second to Stalybridge Celtic in 1984. Promotion in 1987 to the Northern Premier League Division One saw a three year stay and then relegation back to the NWCFL.

The club rejoined the Northern League for the 1997/98 campaign and fortunes have fluctuated ever since, with four seasons in the Second Division and then promotion back to the top tier.

The Bonny Blues changed name to Penrith Town in 2007, and moved from Southend Road to Frenchfield Park. Thereafter there was a reunion with breakaway Penrith United with the club becoming Penrith AFC once more in 2008.

17th out of 22 last time, the club currently lie 18th and last in the league following Team Northumbria's close season resignation and disbandment, and Blyth FC's demise four games into the season. The Bonny Blues remain the only Northern League top flight side situated on the west side of the country.

The visitors, Whitley Bay FC, play at Hillheads Park adjacent to Whitley Bay ice rink; there has been a football club in Whitley Bay since 1896 when it was founded by Liam Patrick Mattimore, an ex Brazilian captain (!!). The club was known as Whitley and Monkseaton FC, before changing name to Monkseaton FC and then Whitley Bay Athletic.

After many years in the minor leagues, Whitley Bay Athletic joined the Northern Alliance League in 1950, claiming the title once. The Bay then opted to play in the powerful North Eastern League between 1955 and 1958, but the team struggled - subsequently successfully applying to the Northern League and dropping Athletic from the club name.

The Northern League championship was won in 1964/65 and 1965/66 along with several local cups over the intervening years.

The Seahorses took up their position in the Northern Premier League Division One in 1988 and won promotion to the Premier Division, as league winners, in 1991. However two relegations in 1995 and 2000 took the Bay back down to the Northern League.

Whilst there has been the occasional flirtation with the league title, the Seahorses have enjoyed considerable FA Vase success - four time winners in 2002 (beating Tiptree), 2009 (Glossop North End), 2010 (Wroxham) and 2011 (Coalville Town).

The current campaign has been another disappointing season, with the Bay lying 12th, a position they cannot improve upon before the season's end.

So on a glorious spring morning, with the sun beating down, there's some familiar sights. T & T Pound Plus no longer selling ELCTRICAL. TOILETORIES, queues on Barton Bridge due to a 'stranded vehicle' and then on the M61 'Incontinence Supplies at Internet Prices' before I pass a forlorn looking Botany Bay. A couple of car registration plates too - M3 CRY and the excellent WH05 BAD !!

Then onto the M6, inevitable barrier repairs and delays between junctions 32 and 33, motorway graffiti 'Democracy is fracked' and some glorious views of the Cumbrian countryside. Past the pretty multi-coloured painted terrace houses in Tebay, Shap Summit at 1036 feet, Katy Cropper Sheepdogs and then off at junction 40 with the sign for Ullswater Steamers.

A quick stroll round Penrith with its artisan shops and impressive clocktower, and JR Arnison & Sons, drapers, costumiers and milliners since 1742, before I head out to Carleton village, turning at the Cross Keys pub, passing Hunter Hall school and the cul de sac finishes at Frenchfield Sports Centre.

A vast complex of football and rugby pitches - and vicious speed bumps !! - with Penrith AFC's modern stadium at the end. £6 on the gate and the all seater grandstand and clubhouse and bar are immediately to my left, Blues Café to my right. Opposite is the three step Walter Brogden Stand, terraced but with six plastic chairs.... The rest of the ground is tarmacked flat standing with some wonderful views of snow capped hills and Beacon Edge, with the A66 passing behind the goal to my right.

The Bonny Blues are naturally in blue with white trim, the Seahorses in change yellow and black as the match kicks off under blue sky and sunshine but with a chill wind. The latter explains the high number of balls that sail over the perimeter fence, epitomised early on when after one match ball flies out of the ground, the replacement is shanked to Bay keeper Daniel Lister who manages to punt that straight over the fence too !!

On ten minutes the referee awards a throw in to the Seahorses - a truly appalling decision. Bay lose possession and Penrith's captain Grant Davidson sets a swift counterattack going. The ball is played out to Matty Clarke on the left side and he speeds down the wing before crossing for Martyn Coleman to sidefoot home and the Bonny Blues lead. A dubious assist for the referee ?? !!

The Seahorses come more into the game as the half progresses, Olly Martin's header just over the bar from a corner their best effort but the half ends 1-0 to Penrith, despite Stu Dixon's flapping in the home goal.

The second period sees the Seahorses start brightly, Jonathan Wright given far too much time and space to turn and shoot - wildly as it happens. Davidson has a shot deflected just wide for the home team.

Then on 70 minutes Bay's offside trap is breached and Davidson plays in Coleman, who takes the ball past Lister but the angle is too tight and his shot trickles agonisingly onto the post and into Lister's hands. No matter as within a minute the trap is broken again with Shaun Gardner releasing Adam Main and he deftly finishes past Lister.

Lister makes a superb tip over save from sub Max Brown to keep the score at 2-0, with the Seahorses struggling to create a chance worthy of the name, and the Bonny Blues see the game out at 2-0 to take their recent run to one defeat in eight in front of the crowd of 157. Three vital points with relegation issues yet to be confirmed by the FA, but Penrith know that 4 points from their final two games will see them avoid bottom spot - remarkable given that their first league victory was only achieved in January.

Gift Wrapped - Late Christmas Presents Give United B(r)ig Derby Victory !

And so to Ingfield, the home of newly formed Ossett United FC for a New Year’s Day early kick off local derby with Brighouse Town in the Evostik Northern Premier Division One East.

Ossett Albion AFC was set up in 1944 during the Second World War for local Grammar School students. The Unicorns rose through the West Riding County Amateur League and West Yorkshire League before joining the Yorkshire League in 1957, where they were Division One champions in 1975.

In 1982 the Yorkshire League joined up with the Midland League to form the Northern Counties East League. Albion were Premier League champions in 1999 but were denied promotion to the Northern Premier League because one of their dressing rooms was too small !! More of which anon….

Two years later the Unicorns finished as runners up to Brigg Town but were promoted instead of the Zebras. That first season in the Northern Premier saw Albion finish bottom and relegation back to the Northern Counties East - but two seasons later the club were promoted as champions on a dramatic final day, pipping Eastwood Town by virtue of goals scored with both teams locked on the same number of points and goal difference.

Fourteen seasons later Albion remained in the same division, but last season was their final one. In February it was announced that Ossett Albion would merge with near neighbours Ossett Town in the summer to become Ossett United, with the new club playing at Town's Ingfield base under the stewardship of Albion's Andy Welsh. Dimple Wells, Albion’s home, is still used for reserve team games.

Ossett Town AFC was formed in 1936 when, during a public meeting, the Mayor of the Borough of Ossett charged John Carter, a former Yorkshire League referee, with bringing Ossett the highest possible standard of football.

The Reds started out in the Leeds League, which was renamed the West Yorkshire League in 1939, before switching to the Heavy Woollen League – so called due to the heavyweight cloth made in the area during the Second World War. After the War Town joined the Yorkshire League.

Derrick Blackburn was sold to Swansea Town in 1957 for £1,350 and this enabled the club to buy the Ingfield site where today’s game takes place. The merger of the Midland League with the Yorkshire League in 1982 saw Town also become a founder member of the Northern Counties Est League. Two promotions took the club to the Premier Division where they spent nine consecutive seasons.

That ended in 1999 when The Reds finished runners up but were promoted to the Northern Premier League First Division due to Ossett Albion, that season’s champions, and their too small dressing room…

Ironically Ossett Town’s third season in the NPL ended in heartbreak – finishing second, an automatic promotion place, but deprived of promotion as ground improvements were delayed by twelve hours (!!) due to inclement weather.

Nonetheless Town were promoted to the NPL Premier Division at the end of the 2003/04 season only to be relegated to Division One North in 2011, where they remained until the merger.

Brighouse Town FC was established in 1963 as the Blakeborough Valves works team, playing in local Huddersfield leagues, until the demise of the company in 1988 led to the name change to Brighouse Town. Town were competing in the West Riding County Amateur League by this time and were Premier League champions five times.

Despite only finishing eighth in 2008, the club were surprisingly promoted to Division One of the Northern Counties East League. They were runners up in 2009/10, earning the right to play in the NCEL Premier Division, which they won with over 100 points in 2013/14. Following promotion this is Town’s fifth season at Northern Premier League Division One level.

So on a glorious sunny New Year's Day it's onto a deserted Manchester Road, past the desolate T & T Pound Plus 'ELCTRICAL. TOILETORIES.' and Garvey's inviting us to celebrate St Patrick's Day (already !) before hitting the M60.

From there it's the M62 and the first of four registration plates today, SHY 50S - the others are P1 BOO, N80NGA and V1DYO.... To Saddleworth Moor, Rakehead Viaduct and Windy Hill - the M62 Summit: 'Highest Motorway in England 372 metres (1221 feet).

Then Scammonden Reservoir, Rainbow Bridge and Stott Hall Farm, the latter parked between both carriageways. Beyond Hartshead Moor, past a flurry of Sonic Direct hoardings in the surrounding fields, then off at Tingley. Ignoring Woodkirk Valley Country Club, Bake 'n' Bites and the abandoned The Babes In The Woods pub, I turn left at Dewsbury Rams RLFC stadium.

Newly Weds Foods on the left brings me to the outskirts of Ossett - a town named after 'A fold of a man named Osla' or 'A fold frequented by blackbirds' depending on your fancy ! I turn right after the Hammer & Stithy and park outside Lifterz Work Platforms. It's a quick walk into town and the attractions of Curios & Wonders, Sniff's Canine Beautician, Reptilia and Bier Huis.

The 'world famous' Ingfield (it's announced several times) is next to the town centre. £8 admission takes me inside with the Town End holding an all seater covered stand, Ossett Bus Station just behind it. There's a strange flag 'That Boy Loco He's One Of Our Own. Vamos !!!!!!!' draped at the back.

To the left is a shallow terrace, part covered, with the odd portable plastic bench - these are dotted round the ground. The far end is open, with residential houses beyond, whilst to my right is another terrace, again part covered, along with the changing rooms, Kelly's Sports Bar and Graham Firth Suite, and the club shop.

With the sun streaming down, United are in sky blue shirts and navy shorts, Town in orange and black. And there's another tubby linesman who seems to have enjoyed his Christmas a little too much.....

Ossett's Gilbraltar international Adam Priestley drags his shot wide in the first two minutes but after that there's half an hour of scrappiness and injuries. Zephaniah Thomas's woeful free kick and Thomas Robinson's scuffed cross into the side netting represent Brighouse's best opportunities.

Then the season of giving, in this case late Christmas gifts, comes into play on 32 minutes. A hopeful punt from the back, Town keeper Jordan Porter hopelessly misjudges the bounce of the ball and it sails over him leaving Priestley to tap in, almost embarrassedly.

Five minutes later in trying to shepherd the ball out for a goal kick too much space is given, and Tom Greaves nips in, steals the ball and shoots under Porter for 2-0. Then on the cusp of half time from a free kick possession is coughed up in the penalty area, and the ball is cut back for James Knowles to sidefoot home. Porter is booked for dissent, and it's 3-0 at the break.

Within a minute of the restart, Shiraz Khan is allowed to dance his way down the touch line then across the box, dummy and then shoot to make it 4-0. Vintage Shiraz !!! Khan has another shot cleared off the line shortly after, and Greaves hits a post. Brig come more into the match but, despite the exhortations of manager Vill Powell, Brett Souter is untroubled in the Ossett goal.

In the dying embers of the game a moment that encapsulates Brighouse's, and Porter's, day. A young fan accidentally kicks his luminous football onto the pitch and it lands in the Brighouse penalty box. The referee stops play and Porter, in attempting to return the ball to the youngster, only succeeds in booting it out of the ground.....

Things meander to a close and it finishes Ossett United 4 Brighouse Town, second at start of play, 0. The crowd is a healthy 618 - and a St Bernard !!

Louis Downs Two But Eagles Fail To Swoop And Conquer

And so to the ProSeal Stadium on Norbreck Avenue in Cheadle Heath for a North West Counties Division One encounter between newcomers, Cheadle Heath Nomads FC, and relative veterans Eccleshall FC.

Cheadle Heath Nomads FC was formed in 1919 and a group of individuals began a fundraising project to reach £1000 to buy the piece of land ‘on the other side of the bridge’ in Cheadle. Success saw the creation of a sports club for the area and in 1921 the club opened with Cheadle Heath Nomads at its core, although there were facilities for cricket, tennis and hockey.

Nomads joined the Lancashire & Cheshire Amateur Football League and, after a brief break in 1927, stayed there until 1994. The club struggled that badly in the 1930s that they changed club colours from green and yellow quarters to white, and every player had to bring their own white shirt !!

Fortunes improved over the years and Nomads contemplated moving to the Mid Cheshire League, but were constrained by a corner of the football pitch forming part of the cricket outfield. With the demise of the cricket section (tennis and hockey had already gone) the club stepped up to the Mid Cheshire League Division Two, and were crowned as champions in their first season.

Nomads consolidated in the First Division until they merged with Linotype FC in 2004. Linotype were in the same division of the now Cheshire League but were having problems retaining their facilities at The Silver Wings Club in Timperley. As a consequence the club changed its name to Linotype Cheadle Heath Nomads.

The merged club then prospered, winning the Cheshire League with a final day of the 2013/14 season 2-0 home win against Eagle Sports (yes I was here !!). Then, with the restructure of the North West Counties League for 2018/19, the club successfully applied for promotion to Division One South. It also provided an opportune time for the club to change its name back to Cheadle Heath Nomads FC in readiness for its centenary next year.

Eccleshall Town FC was established in 1908 but the most successful local team of that era was Eccleshall Comrades, set up in 1918. The Comrades' most famous player was the FA Cup Final scorer and winner (for Wolves), and England amateur and full international, The Reverend KRG Hunt. The club also featured in a curious incident when Stone Christ Church were defeated 5-0. The game ended 10 minutes early when first one ball burst, then another and there were no more available.......

Both clubs became defunct and the current club was reformed in 1971 as Eccleshall Town Old Boys, the team made up of locals and staff from Eccleshall Secondary School, where they played their home games.

The Eagles joined the Staffordshire County League (North) in 1979, moved to Pershall Park in 1982 and ascended to the Staffordshire Senior League in 1984. As Eccleshall FC championships were won in 1990 and then consecutively in 2001/02 and 2002/03. With work complete on the stadium the club moved up to the North West Counties Football League in 2003, but several seasons of inconsistency followed before two dreadful campaigns.

2015/16's 16th place finish owed much to the ineptitude of the two clubs below them - Atherton Laburnum Rovers and Whitchurch Alport. The following season the Eagles finished 21st with 18 points from 42 matches and conceded 145 goals. Relegation was only avoided because of an injury time equaliser in the 3-3 draw away at bottom club Ashton Town, who finished one point below Eccy, and the fact that only one club met the league's promotion criteria.

A much improved season last time saw a below midtable finish and safety, and a bit more pride in their boast of 'We Play For The Badge & The Oat Cakes - We Are Eccy !!!' This campaign has been dominated by the suicide of 21 year old player Jake Standbridge, an 11-3 home defeat in the league to Wythenshawe Town and an 11-2 away defeat in the Cup to Carlisle City the week after a 5-1 away win at New Mills.

So on a bitterly cold December afternoon it's out onto a busy Manchester Road and not long to wait for the first of this afternoon's registration plates GL11GGY - the other two today are LO53RSS and S50OLD.

Into Sale and past Indigo Sun, offering Ruby Collagen Boosters (?), the partially demolished Trafford Magistrates Court, TanZo-Go travel agents and then TOILETORIES. ELCTRICAL. at the long since closed T & T Pound Plus.

Joining the M60 it's five junctions till I pull off at Cheadle and turn down Carrs Road at Human Appeal. Then an absolute rabbit warren of a housing estate where I always get lost (today is no exception !!) before I reach Norbreck Avenue and Cheadle Heath Sports Club.

It is readily apparent that a huge amount of work has been done in the summer to allow Nomads to fulfil the promotion criteria. For a start there is now a substantial car park complete with some clueless parking !! Then there is a brand new turnstile - last season free, this season £5 admission. Inside fencing and railings have been installed, more of which anon.

The near side supports The Harrison-Welsh Pavilion, made up of the changing rooms, a serving hatch and two short rows of covered seats. To my left is another full size football pitch and there is a small Astroturf surface as well.

Opposite is a freshly constructed small all seater covered stand in between the two dugouts, and behind which lies residential houses. The top end is fenced off but in the corner is a shipping container, with a large flag draped over it - Stanno In Our Hearts, a tribute to Jake Standbridge.

Behind that is a wooded area and above it the railway line connecting Altrincham to Stockport. No passenger trains today as it's yet another Northern Fail strike day, instead a solitary freight train midway through the second half.

Nomads are in maroon and sky blue, Eccy in change red and white trim; the Eagles can only name three substitutes and come into the game on the back of a 9-4 cup mullering in midweek. So a goalless draw then ? It's a very youthful triumvirate of match officials too, with the linesman patrolling the touchline next to the main stand wearing gloves.

The opening quarter is dominated by Cheadle, forcing Eccy into a defensive switch. Leon Grandison goes closest for the home side, before a recycled corner sees Eagles' keeper Owen Wyatt make a superb point blank stop only to see Joe Hare tap home the rebound on 20 minutes.

However Nomads are operating a very high back line and have already survived a couple of tight offside calls. Third time lucky for Eccy as on the half hour Louis Downs races through unchallenged and dinks the ball over Aaron Tyrer to put the visitors level.

Shortly after we learn that this afternoon's half time raffle prize is a bottle of red wine, but that there will be big prizes for the home Boxing Day derby clash with Cheadle Town - maybe two bottles of red wine ?? In addition the railings next to the dugouts start to disintegrate under any sort of pressure, and the sole falls off one of the begloved linesman's boots.... Half time is reached at 1-1.

There is only one winner in the second half - Storm Deirdre. Horizontal freezing rain and a strong icy wind make conditions horrendous. The seven of us huddled in the stand are the only ones afforded any protection, with the Pavilion open to the elements.

The Eagles are playing against the wind and rain, but organise themselves well with one man up front, George Burslem, and nine behind the ball, hoping for scraps. Nomads struggle to break down the two defensive banks, creating only a chance for Keiran Herbert that is well saved by Wyatt and a 30 yard effort from Hare that hits the outside of the post. Then on 68 minutes Eccy break and a one two puts Downs in and he sweeps the ball past Tyrer to put the Eagles 2-1 up.

Nomads huff and puff but become more and more frustrated at their inability to carve out chances, and it seems inevitable Eccy will hold out and take home the three points. That is until the second minute of injury time when the Eagles concede a wholly unnecessary free kick by the corner flag. The ball is whipped in and sub Andy Simpson, on debut, heads in an unlikely, and probably unwarranted, equaliser.

Shortly after the referee blows for time, and the seven of us brave the weather. There are 20 paying spectators today, and 9 programmes, 2 lapel club badges and a lot of Bovril sold !! 

Rylands In Seventh Heaven - Ellesmere In Fowl Up

And so to Orford and the outskirts of Warrington and Gorsey Lane for my final North West Counties port of call, the Division One South clash between Rylands and Ellesmere Rangers.

Rylands Recreation Club was formed in 1911 as a local wire manufacturer works team. In its early days the club played in the Liverpool County Combination, before joining the Warrington & District League, where they won successive Premier Division Championships from 1955 to 1959.

Steady progress prompted the club to look to higher levels and Rylands moved to the Mid Cheshire (now Cheshire) League in 1969. Championships followed in 1981 and 1984, but thereafter the club suffered barren times.

In 2008 the club amalgamated with Crosfields to form a new club, Crosfields/ Rylands FC. Prior to the start of the 2012/13 season the club reverted back to Rylands FC, with the backing of a new sponsor, Triple S Sports & Entertainment Group – led by former Rylands player Paul Stretford.

Stretford, Wayne Rooney’s agent, now owns the club. It was his investment in ground improvements that saw the club promoted this summer into the North West Counties Division One South, notwithstanding an 11^th place finish, out of 15, in the Cheshire League. However the club have adapted well, sitting second with 12 wins from 16 and a goal difference of +36.

The away side in its present form was established in 1969 following a meeting in The Railway pub and was initially known as Railway Rangers; there have been football teams in the town of Ellesmere since the early 1900s.

Railway Rangers played in the Oswestry & District League but, after moving headquarters to the Market Hotel, changed name to Ellesmere Rangers FC in 1974. In the first season under their new name promotion to the Shrewsbury & West Shropshire League was achieved.

Rangers moved up to the Shropshire County League in the 1980s and, through winning the league in the 2003/04 season, earnt promotion to Division Two of the West Midlands (Regional) League. Promotions in consecutive seasons saw the club into the Premier Division and as champions in 2009/10 they secured promotion to the Midland Alliance.

Three years later Ellesmere were relegated back to the West Midlands where they remained until being transferred laterally to the North West Counties League Division One South at the end of last season – a move that Rangers have struggled to cope with, currently propping up the table with 6 points from 18 games.

Their club nickname is ‘The Meresiders’ referring to The Mere in the centre of Ellesmere (part of Shropshire’s ‘Lake District’), and the club badge depicts a swan to represent an affinity with the large number of these birds and the waterfowl that inhabit the local waterways.

And so on a grey, dreary Saturday afternoon it's an earlier start for the 2pm kick off. Over Altrincham Bridge (built 1765, widened 1850, widened 1907, rebuilt 1935) and a bridge still supporting an advertising hoarding for Kevin Junior 'Proffesional Barber' - yes indeed !!

Then past The Old Market Tavern, where rumours of its closure last night prompted a very necessary visit. In the event the pub's keys were handed over today, it will trade through Christmas but make way for housing - possibly for the homeless according to the rumour mill.

Then the haunted Orange Tree Inn next door and down to the M56 where I come off at Lymm Truck Stop. A brief foray up the M6 and a becalmed Thelwall and off at Woolston, still missing its Tree of Lost Soles. Registration plates this week are BU11YGN (Bullygun Bull Terriers), BL11NDS (Interior Curtain Centre) and OOO 321.......

Beyond Paddington House Hotel and then a right at the late and much unlamented Chevy's, going beyond Kwality Printer and The Button Boutique before parking up. A swift walk down Elaine Street brings me to Gorsey Lane and the attractions of Evolution of Man Barbers and ABC Guitars.

Rylands Recreation Club is on the right with the football club reached first. Beyond is the clubhouse, outside the ground, with a rather magnificent pavilion. There are several other grass and artificial pitches for football, cricket and rugby - the club is also home to Rylands Sharks RLFC.

£4 at the gate and inside the pitch resembles a mud bath; the walkway and surrounding rough ground faring not much better !! On the left are The Snack Shack and the Ian Finchett Pavillion (sic) - the latter actually housing the changing rooms. The top end is now fenced off, behind it waste land then the Liverpool to Manchester railway line. Only East Midlands Trains today because of yet another Northern Fail strike.

To my right is the small all seater covered Ron Stretford Stand with terraced housing in the background. The near end is open with car parking and an apartment block backing up to it. On both sides there are three bases installed, ready to accommodate the floodlights that will be erected eventually. Hence the 2pm start and the reason for Rylands being thrown out of the FA Vase, definitely their lowlight of the season......

As the rain begins to spit, Rylands are in all blue, Ellesmere in all yellow. The Meresiders can only name three substitutes, and the home team four, the latter because of a late injury. Matters are presided over by a very young referee and two elderly linesmen.

We also learn that the 76 year old groundhopper on the back row of the stand is notching up his 456th ground and is hoping for a 9-0 home win - his highest score so far an 8-1. I dare not mention the Barnton 11 Whitchurch Alport 1 match I attended three years ago....

It takes only six minutes for Rylands to move into the lead. Jay White easily outmuscles his defender and scuffs home past Rangers' keeper, Richard Cowderoy. White is sponsored by Knox Funeral Directors - presumably because he's good in the box ??!!

However it is another half an hour before Ellesmere concede again. Liam Moran wastes two good chances, dallying and then shooting straight at Cowderoy, and Tom Freeman plants a free header at a corner over the bar. Cowderoy makes a superb tip over from a Warren Gerrard strike, before Stu Wellstead gets in on the left and his gorgeous cross is headed home by White. The roles are reversed six minutes later; White's cross volleyed into the roof of the net by Wellstead for the goal of the half.

Bang on half time the Meresiders receive another blow as their captain, Seth Ellis, is shown a straight red card, twice, for a dangerous challenge (serious fowl play anyone ??!!) Confusion reigns and it all gets a bit ugly for a short while, so the referee whistles to bring the first half to a close.

Playing against ten men and three goals to the good, Rylands take a while to get going in the second period. We are just short of the hour when Freeman's lovely cross is headed in at the far post by White for his hat trick. Wellstead then contrives to balloon over a sitter from six yards but atones shortly after, laying the ball off for Ste Boardman to sidefoot into the corner for 5-0.

With nine minutes left sub Brad Williams gets wrong side of his man and is wrestled to the ground. Penalty kick and Rangers' defender James Furman lucky to escape with a yellow card. Cowderoy saves Boardman's spot kick, but Moran retrieves the rebound and squares for Williams to tap in, as the Ellesmere side stand and watch.

Just time for Fraser Ablett, son of Liverpool FC's Gary, to have a fizzing shot crash down from the underside of the crossbar before the game's final goal. Williams' floated free kick is glanced in by Boardman in injury time for a final score of 7-0, with the Meresiders failing to register a shot in the entire match.

A slightly disappointed groundhopper too, but the rest of the crowd of 76 went home happy as Rylands stay second, two points behind Abbey Hulton with three games in hand. Ellesmere remain rock bottom and appear doomed.

The Joy of Six - Daisies Cut Down To Size

And so to Gillford Park to the south east of Carlisle for a North West Counties Division One North clash between Carlisle City and Daisy Hill.

Carlisle City FC was formed in 1975 by two former Carlisle United players, George Walker and Ron Thompson, 'to give local lads somewhere to play'. The Sky Blues joined the Northern Alliance and were runners up three times before finishing bottom of the league in 1987, and dropping into the Northern Combination. At the end of the following season, the Northern Combination merged with the Northern Alliance and City became founder members of the new Division One.

As champions in 1992, the club was promoted to the Premier Division where they were runners up on five occasions. Having finished third in the 2015/16 season their application to join the North West Counties Football League was granted.

This was not least because they had taken over the lease at Gillford Park in the city in 2015 from Celtic Nation FC. (Yes that Celtic Nation - millionaire throws money at the Northern League club to buy promotion, club finish second, millionaire withdraws support, club goes bust: all in two years). City's first season was one of consolidation, finishing 14th in the expanded 22 club league and then 11^th last term. This time around they sit second behind Longridge Town.

The Daisies, or The Cutters, were established in 1894 playing in the Wigan & District League. By the time of World War 1 the club had moved to the Leigh & District Senior Sunday School League and then the Westhoughton League, playing at New Sirs. The club folded before World War II, but reformed in 1951 playing again in the Westhoughton League but now based at (the adjacent) St James Street & Cricket Ground - they moved back to New Sirs in 1957.

The Daisies then joined the Bolton Combination, which they won four times, before moving to the Lancashire Combination for 4 seasons and then becoming founder members of the North West Counties Football League in 1982.

The club was renamed Westhoughton Town during the period 1989-94, thereafter reverting back to Daisy Hill FC - they have never been promoted or relegated from the North West Counties, but only escaped demotion in 2014 because Leek CSOB and Formby resigned from the league, and last season because of the league restructuring, having finished bottom of the pile. This season the Daisies have fared little better and only two recent victories has seen them move out of the relegation zone.

So on a grey afternoon, the forecast rain not yet having materialised, it's past the six foot aluminium silhouette of a First World War Tommy outside Altrincham Town Hall and right at Riddles Liquor & Sundries. Then the M6 and Thelwall, Haydock Park, Wigan Pier and Martin Mere.

What seems like a herd of Buffaloads More lorries on the opposite carriageway, and that 'CANED' graffiti at Preston. Two car registration plates this week - DR13NKY and H3EHO and no I'm not having a laugh !!

Then Katy Cropper Sheepdogs at Shap, signs for Ullswater Steamers before coming off at Junction 42. Onto the A6 through Carleton and a wry smile at The Nosey Cow Inn and The Tipsy Tomato as I turn into Petterill Bank Road and down a dirt track to the D Marks Carpets Stadium, aka Gillford Park.

I park up and pay £4 on the turnstile; it takes an eternity to get my £1 change as the gateman works out that I am spectator 37. The final attendance today is 69....and a dog (from Daisy Hill !)

Inside the stadium is a king to most other grounds in this league, reflecting the money spent in its Celtic Nation days. To my right is a covered stand with green seats in the middle and on the right hand side, but they didn't get around to putting them in on the left !! Next to it is the Railway Social Club.

At the open top end is a small concrete standing area, screened by trees and the River Petterill beyond. Opposite the green, not quite finished, stand is a covered terrace running along virtually the whole of the touch line.

Then behind the near goal is another (completed !) all seated stand, this time in white. Above is the bar and clubhouse, and behind is the car park and railway line. Virgin Trains today, a severely truncated Northern Fail service (forcing me to drive rather than get the train from Settle), a monster freight train becalmed for a good 15 minutes and Black 5 45212 on a steam excursion.

The Sky Blues are, not surprisingly, in sky blue and the Daisies in change red and black. There is a minute's silence in recognition of Armistice Day and then we're underway. It doesn't take long to see why the two sides are in their respective league positions with City bossing it but unable to capitalise.

Against the run of play the Daisies take the lead on the quarter hour, Jack Iley heading in a Jamie Ramwell corner. Ramwell is then denied by Stephen Townsley's legs as the locals grow restless and the rain starts to tumble down – not much blue sky for the Sky Blues !!

Inevitably the Sky Blues equalise on 22 minutes, Jake Simpson's glorious cross headed across Joe Leather in the Cutters' goal by Michael Slack. City turn the screw and move in front with Marc Shiel's effortless/ speculative (depending on your viewpoint) half volley that beats Leather all ends up.

The Daisies wilt in the face of continued home pressure, with David Renyard scoring with a crisp finish to the corner four minutes from the break. Tyran Taylor heads home unchallenged from a corner bang on half time and the Sky Blues go in 4-1 up at the interval.

Daisy Hill start the second half brightly with Iley heading over and Ashley Stott defied by Townsley's shins. However normal service is resumed on the hour, Renyard getting on the end of a cross and his shot having just enough power to go under Leather and creep over the line - a goal emanating from a quickly taken long throw from Simpson.

Five minutes later City inexplicably switch off at a free kick, leaving Stott unmarked and he sidefoots home to make it 5-2. Then on 70 minutes Macaulay Farrington's magnificent 30 yard volley into the top corner, Townsley motionless, makes the game interesting as the deficit is cut to two. Straight from the kick off however the Sky Blues attack and, after a bit of penalty area pinball, Robert McCartney blasts home for 6-3.

That we don't see any further goals is a surprise to everyone. Sub Kieron Blair hits the post for City, Leather (who saves the Daisies from a real leathering) makes tremendous stops from Blair, McCartney and Simpson, and the Sky Blues have one cleared off the line.

Still, £4, 9 goals and a fabulous afternoon's entertainment !!

Saints Go For A Burton - Ammies Hang On

And so to Hollyhedge Park in Wythenshawe for today’s North West Counties Division One South clash between Wythenshawe Amateurs and St Martins.

The home team was founded in 1946 as Wythenshawe Lads’ Club by a local window cleaner and was based in Daine Avenue, Rack House. In 1949 as the lads grew to maturity Henry Dalton developed them into ‘The Ammies’ to provide football for all ages. (Dalton was a Sheffield Wednesday fan hence the Ammies’ royal blue and white striped kit)

They became members of the South Manchester and Wythenshawe League, racing through the divisions, and securing the 1^st division championship in 1953. After a year in the Altrincham & District League they climbed the pyramid to join the Lancashire and Cheshire League, winning the First Division in 1962.

The Ammies established themselves in the Manchester League in the 1972/3 season, going on to win the Premier Division three times and finishing runners up 10 times, including the last two seasons. They were also three time winners of the Lancashire Amateur Cup and record winners (7) of the Gilgryst Cup.

The club led a somewhat nomadic existence playing at Cleveland playing fields, Wythenshawe Park, The Christie playing fields, Federation of Lads’ Club Ground at Chorlton, and then in 1983 they became tenants of Wythenshawe Cricket Club at Longley Lane. However after 32 years the relationship became strained and the Ammies were evicted by the cricket club in May 2015, necessitating short term stays at Flixton FC and St Paul’s High School.

However the club struck gold in 2013 when they won a £50,000 grant from the Budweiser Club Futures Programme in the North West, followed by a further £100,000 in a public Facebook the following year in the national awards. In July 2016 the club secured further funding from the Premier League, the FA and the National Lottery.

This allowed the Ammies to commence work on a new ground at Hollyhedge Park, with the first match being played there in September 2017. The facilities also led to promotion to the North West Counties League Division One South in the summer, with new floodlights being unveiled last Tuesday before a record attendance of 308.

The visitors from the village of St Martins in the North West of Shropshire with the Welsh border just a few hundred yards away, St Martins FC, need no introduction having featured last week.

The club was established in 1897, competing in the Oswestry & District League, before changing name to St Martins United in the early 1930s and then Greyhound Rangers in 1935, with matches played in the field next to the Greyhound Inn. A successful venture across the border into the Cefn & District League, winning the League Cup in 1936/37 was met with indifference and no further organised football was played until the side was reformed in 1945 after World War II.

The revived club joined the North Shropshire League and were champions three times, following the last of which in 1955 the team joined the Whitchurch League. That league folded in 1972 so Saints transferred to Division 3 of the West Shropshire League, rising up the divisions and winning various cups – the Syd Roberts, Reg Lawrence and Graham Edwards Memorial Trophies and the Tyre Cup (!!)

The Saints then moved up to the Shropshire County League and won the Premier Division in 2009/10 to be promoted to the West Midlands (Regional) League Division 2. In their first season the side won the Second Division, earning promotion to Division 1 where they stayed until this summer – 4^th place last time earning St Martins promotion to the North West Counties League Division One South.

Oh and that club badge – the miner’s helmet is a nod to nearby Ifton Colliery where many of the players and committee members worked, with the pit closing exactly 50 years ago in November 1968.

And so the 4.9 mile journey begins with a carved brown wooden bear at The Rowans, Sugar Couture and an advertising hoarding concerning gentlemen's barber Kevin Junior who is 'proffesional' - maybe not !! Then past Marvel Guitars, Cheshire Clocks and the Frank Sidebottom statue. This week's car registration plate is W33NDY matching the grey, mild and very breezy weather conditions.

Beyond Wythenshawe Town FC, then Wythenshawe Park, The Open University to Altrincham Road, The Pines Hospital and to Sharston 'One of Manchester's greenest places'. The football ground is opposite the Hellermann Tyton factory on the Sharston Green Business Park, and it's immediately obvious that what little parking the club have has already been taken. We park on a side street and pay £3 at the gate, the lowest price in the league - the gate is an encouraging 134.

Immediately before us is an impressive clubhouse and busy bar, with photographs of the club's historic moments. To the right is a mini kids soccer pitch next to the small covered standing area. At the top end is the main Hollyhedge Park, a council park that both teams use for their warm up. The area behind the goal banks steeply upward, and all four sides are tree lined. The other side has a walkway with housing behind the trees. In the background is a constant thrum from the nearby airport added to by the odd firework.

A minute's silence is impeccably observed, with Ammies in their blue and white stripes and Saints in those yellow and black chequerboards. Their vertically challenged goalkeeper, George Austin, is in all orange.

The match takes a while to find its feet and it is 17 minutes before Ammies' left back Alan Dolan has a fierce drive in the box beaten away by Austin. Four minutes later Jordan Burton cuts in from the left and rifles his shot into the bottom left corner and Wythenshawe lead.

Jimmy Green sees his shot just whistle wide but, as last week, Saints improve. Brendon Price has a dangerous free kick flash across the penalty area and then Tawanda Melusi's persistence beats three challenges before being denied by a brave block from Martin Blain. Again Melusi is wearing gloves and as last week he dispenses with them at the interval. There is a pitch invasion at half time - by a dog…..

The second period is again All Saints (sorry, sorry !) as they dominate the park. Some last ditch defending from the Ammies, well marshalled by Richard Gresty, limits Saints to half chances but Wythenshawe drop deeper and deeper, and cannot retain possession.

There is a brief respite as David Wright has his shot fingertipped to safety by Austin, but it's soon back down the other end. Sub Jordan Davies sees his effort heroically cleared off the line by Chris Howard in their best opportunity.

In the last ten minutes Saints continue to press but it's not until the final minute of injury time that they threaten. A real kerfuffle in the home area sees Karl Bailey and Dave Easthope have shots kicked off the line, just, and Ammies cling on to win 1-0 and go second.

Images courtesy of Dylan Photography