Returning Hero Opens The Gate And Makes Hey...

And so to Squires Gate FC and School Road and The Brian Addison Stadium - named after club stalwart Brian Addison, who has progressed from player to linesman to manager to Secretary to Chairman and eventually to groundsman.... Today's visitors in the North West Counties are Abbey Hey.

The home club was formed in 1948 as Squires Gate British Legion, having accepted an offer from Blackpool Council to take a lease on a new ground on the site of a former tip. The Gate competed in the Blackpool & District Amateur League, changing their name to Squires Gate FC in 1953, and winning the League's First Division in 1955/56 and 1956/57.

Having spent one season in the Fylde District League the Gate moved to the newly reformed West Lancashire League in 1961. This proved a sterner challenge, with the side eventually promoted as Division 2 champions in 1980.

After much soul searching the club applied for membership of the North West Counties Football League and joined Division 2 for the 1991/92 season. In 2003 the Gate missed the runners up spot on goal difference, but were promoted to the top tier following the demise of champions Stand Athletic FC.

There they have remained ever since, reaching the FA Vase quarter final in the 2005/06 campaign. Calls for a merger between the 3 non league clubs situated within a 300 yard radius - Gate, Blackpool Mechanics (now AFC Blackpool) and Blackpool Wren Rovers - came to naught.

Abbey Hey FC hail from the Abbey Stadium, and not the one in Cambridge ! Their Abbey Stadium is to be found on Goredale Avenue in Gorton, M18. The visitors date back to 1902 when they formed as Abbey Hey WMC, but the club has disbanded and reformed on a number of occasions. The Red Rebels came into their own in the 1960s after it took in the players of the Admiralty Gunnery Engineering Department (AGED).

 

After numerous honours the club was successful in its application to the Manchester League and were promoted from the Second Division in their first season. In 1998 they moved from the Manchester League to the North West Counties and were promoted in that first season to their current level.

 

The club previously played at St Werburghs Road under an arrangement with Lookers, who reneged on the deal two years in. The Red Rebels then moved to Godfrey's, named after local councillor Godfrey Ermen, and after two seasons on the old English Steel site, took up residence at the Abbey in 1984.

So with the sky a grey palette I set out and immediately hit traffic chaos. A roadsweeper, blocking one lane and creating more detritus than it is picking up, is followed by a broken down bus and then a lane closure. T & T Pound Plus and the dreadful 'ELCTRICAL. TOILETORIES' sign and Garvey's still advertising its New Year's Eve celebrations - all before the M60....

The Smart Motorway is now 'operative' although still sticking to a 50mph limit and with more workmen in evidence than during the entire overrunning project. Then the M61 and directly across from 'Incontinence Supplies At Internet Prices' a car with hazards on and its driver vomiting on the hard shoulder.

Past Botany Bay then onto the M6 before I join the M55 with signs screaming at me 'Free Entry at Ma Kelly's'. Off at Marton Fold then past Stan's Mowers and Hollyacres Luxury Cats Hotel, before I park once more at Spirit of Youth FC just beyond The Brian Addison Stadium.

Blackpool Wren Rovers and Squires Gate share the same car park - the Wrens at Coppull United today in the West Lancashire League. The Wrens' ground is to the left with a red door, Gate's to the right with a blue door.

Inside the near end supports a small covered bus shelter arrangement, next to which are the changing rooms named after another club stalwart, Wilf Carr. Outside a chalkboard announces the next home game is against Northwitch (sic) Vics. In the corner is the homely clubhouse and a covered area down the side, part standing, part bench seating.

The top end is open and the other side is the shared perimeter wall between the two grounds. Indeed there is even an interconnecting door to allow access to retrieve wayward ball kicked next door !! The tight covered standing area also has two of the narrowest ginnels where the dugouts and floodlight pylons conspire to minimise access - impossible for some of the more rotund fans to get through..... Beyond the Wrens' Bruce Park is The Shovels public house.

Gate are in two tone blue, the Red Rebels in red and black, and both sides have the club badge woven into their shirts - Gate on the back and Abbey down the front and side. The Red Rebels' keeper Ross Heywood wears a hideous orange and grey concoction. The match gets underway with decent away support, and an Abbey Hey Football Club flag behind the goal.

The first half is a scrappy, messy desultory affair. Gate have one shot worthy of the name - Dave Rossall straight at Heywood - and the major talking points are a lack of pumped up balls and a decapitated corner flag. Then things pick up; Ben Fletcher, in the home goal, at full stretch fingertips a volley onto the post, and shortly after on 35 minutes Red Rebels' captain Andy Smith heads in from a Robert Swallow corner.

1-0 to Abbey at the break, and rather more action from the gliders taking off from nearby Blackpool Airport than on the pitch.....

The Red Rebels continue where they left off, forcing Fletcher into three comfortable saves. Then, on the hour, Gate begin to play. Wing wizardry from Ryan Riley, back after six months out, produces a sublime cross for Gary Pett. His header brings a fantastic reaction save from Heywood but Scott Harries, who re-signed for Gate from Lancaster City in midweek, scores from the rebound, in the act of falling over.

Ten minutes later captain Mike Hall's free kick causes consternation in the Abbey defence. A goalmouth scramble leaves Harries to tap in from virtually on the goal line. Moments afterwards much merriment in the crowd as the linesman is painfully hit by a fiercely struck ball in a sensitive area - and adopts a 'wide' stance thereafter......

With five minutes to go Gate win a free kick in a promising position. Pett's 25 yard thunderbolt is still rising and still travelling as it hits the top corner for a stunning finish. 3-1 to the Gate and surely game over ? Maybe not as within 40 seconds Swallow flies down the wing, dances across the penalty box and curls into the bottom corner for a magnificent solo goal.

Sadly the Reds' Rebellion fizzles out and it finishes 3-2 to Squires Gate at the death.

Where's Wally ? James Suckers The Bloods As Seadogs Bite Back

And so on a cold, sunny January afternoon it's off to Butcher's Arms, the home of Droylsden FC, for this afternoon's visit of high flying Scarborough Athletic in the Evostik Northern Premier League Division One North.

Droylsden FC was originally formed in 1892 at the invitation of Joseph Cropper, the landlord of the Butcher's Arms, to play behind the pub. The club emerged out of World War One as the sole survivor of the village teams, as a member of the Manchester League and with colours of red and white - the inspiration for their nickname 'The Bloods'. The 1930s produced two Manchester League championships with record goalscorer Ernest Gillibrand plundering 275 goals in just 4 seasons (yes 4 seasons !!).

Spells in the Lancashire Combination and Cheshire League followed before the sale of the Butcher's Arms lease to Belle Vue FC, who renamed themselves Droylsden United. The Bloods were forced out to nearby Moorside Trotting Stadium aka 'Pork Park'. The town wasn't big enough to support two teams and eventually a merger was negotiated.

Two decades in the Lancashire Combination ended with a return to the Cheshire League, and Droylsden then became a founder member of the North West Counties in 1982. Gradually the club ascended to the Conference North, and spent one season in the Conference National in 2007/08.

Since then two second round FA Cup adventures have been the highlights. In 2008/09 the Bloods beat League 2 side Darlington 1-0 to set up a four game thriller with Chesterfield. Two matches were abandoned through fog and floodlight failure, there was a 2-2 draw and Droylsden then beat the Spireites 2-1 to earn a third round tie at Ipswich. Except it never happened as double goalscorer Sean Newton was found to be ineligible, and The Bloods were expelled from the competition.

Two years later Droylsden hosted a televised second round tie with Leyton Orient which was drawn. In the replay the Bloods were 2-0 up at Brisbane Road until two late goals drew Orient level, and the league side then went on the rampage in extra time to win 8-2.

Three relegations in six years see Droylsden at their current level. The last of these was the horrific 2013/14 campaign - one win all season, relegated in February and no playing budget whatsoever with the club battling to pay off a £280,000 VAT debt that threatened its very existence. To be fair to club owner, chairman and manager, the irascible Dave Pace, he refused to put the club into administration and vowed to pay it all back.

Scarborough Athletic FC was set up on 25 June 2007 by the Seadog Trust. This was five days after the liquidation of Scarborough FC - £2.5 million in debt and unable to sell the McCain Stadium to a housing developer due to a covenant restricting it to sporting activities.

The Seadogs joined the Northern Counties East League Division One, groundsharing at Bridlington Town's Queensgate stadium. Two seasons in they were crowned as champions and promoted to the Premier Division, with Brian France as manager. In their second season in the top flight France was struck in the face by a ball at Liversedge and suffered a brain haemorrhage - he never managed the club again.

In 2012/13 'Boro clinched the NCEL title and were promoted to the Northern Premier Division One South (bizarrely !!) under their magnificently named manager Rudy Funk. The Seadogs were moved laterally to Division One North after one season.

At the start of this campaign the club, after ten years at Bridlington, finally returned to the town at the new Flamingo Land Stadium at Weaponness. After play off defeat last time, the Seadogs currently lie third with attendances having nearly trebled.

It's Metrostink today, and a tram full of bleary eyed Manchester City fans on their way to the FA Cup tie with Burnley. A tram also held up by a disabled man's wheelchair becoming trapped halfway in the door.

Change at Cornbrook and Metrolink's decision to run single units produces cattle truck conditions. Through the city centre and past the modern apartments in New Islington before it's time to breathe again after most disembark at the Etihad. Then beyond the National Cycling Centre to Clayton Hall, home of Carp Fever, and the aptly named Cemetery Road - and yes there is a funeral directors just round the corner !!

This brings me into the town, past Droylsden Pigeon Corn Supplies and Dumplins Chicken Split Shop - the latter, like several other outlets, appearing to have closed. Butcher's Arms is a five minute stroll from the tram stop, just beyond The Beehive and The King's Head (formerly the Butcher's Arms).

Through two fine wrought iron gates is the grandstand, The William Pace Stand, and a Press Box that remains empty throughout the afternoon. Next to it is the impressive (and warm !) clubhouse whilst to the left is a tidy covered terrace, spoilt by copious amounts of pigeon droppings (I blame that Corn Supplies shop !!) and a strange Aardvark Concrete hoarding. Opposite is some wonky terracing, with the other end an open tarmacked area, bordered by houses.

The crowd of 334 is swelled by at least half supporting 'Boro, in good voice and with several flags ('Seadog Trucker On Tour'). The Bloods are in all red, the Seadogs in change all yellow.

The pitch is an absolute pudding and, along with an icy swirling wind, not conducive to good football. Nonetheless Droylsden's Luke Daly is able to waltz past 5 Scarborough players, all too easily, and smash the ball past Thomas Taylor to give the Bloods an early lead.

Droylsden's intricate passing plays the conditions better compared to the Seadogs' rather flat first half display. The Bloods' strike force of Sefton Gonzalez and Ciaran Kilheeney also poses a more potent threat than the visitors' much vaunted Mike Coulson and James Walshaw.

From a breakaway Kilheeney gets in a shot that Taylor parries but Gonzalez, with the ball behind him, can't keep his shot from clearing the crossbar. The Seadogs can only muster a Lewis Sugden shot wide and, after Bloods' keeper Richie Branagan spills a corner, Max Wright's chip is over.

Very early in the second half Gonzalez is withdrawn with an injury, and the Bloods set out to hold what they have, stifling the Seadogs and playing on the counter. Wright and Coulson shoot over, and Sam Hewitt hits the outside of the post as it becomes an afternoon of frustration for 'Boro.

Then Droylsden lose both full backs to injury and the dismembered defence is suddenly all at sea. But it's still not until the 76th minute when Walshaw is felled in the penalty area and Coulson drills the penalty home. Bloods’ owner Dave Pace becomes ever more animated…..

The home defence is sliced open immediately and Walshaw is through but Branagan smothers. Little matter as in the next break the defence is carved open again and this time Walshaw dinks the ball over Branagan – and the Seadogs lead with ten minutes to go. Four minutes later Coulson plays in Walshaw who finishes decisively for 3-1, the match and second place in the table.

Captain Pickering Mechs His Mark - Lions Wounded

And so to The Mechanics and a trip to Jepson Way for a North West Counties clash between AFC Blackpool and Stockport Town.

The home side was founded as Blackpool Metal Mechanics in 1947 before changing name to Blackpool Mechanics FC. Walter Jepson, after whom Jepson Way is named, was a founding member and long serving club secretary.

The Mechanics started out playing in local Fylde leagues but in 1959 took the decision to move up and join the West Lancashire League. After being crowned champions in 1960/61 and 1961/62 the club moved to the Lancashire Combination, with a best finish of runners up in 1975.

With the formation of the North West Counties Football League in 1982 they were placed in Division Three. The Mechanics were promoted as champions to Division Two in 1985/86 and enjoyed a solitary season in Division One in 1991/92.

In May 2005 Lytham St Annes FC, having resigned from the West Lancashire League, merged with the Mechanics. Then in May 2008 the club merged with Squires Gate Junior FC, with the club renamed AFC Blackpool. The nickname 'The Mechanics' or 'The Mechs' was retained, and the stadium was renamed as a nod to the club's heritage. The club badge curiously shows a squawking seagull…..

The Mechanics' best ever season saw them promoted as First Division champions in 2010/11 to rise to the Premier Division. After four seasons they were relegated to the First Division having finished bottom. Last time around was an underwhelming 19th (out of 22) but the current campaign sees the side just into the play off area after Thursday night's 2-1 win at Bacup Borough.

Stockport Town FC, 'The Lions', who play at Stockport Sports Village, was formed in February 2014 but their initial request to join the North West Counties in the Premier Division was refused in the summer of 2014. After a year of preparation (or in the wilderness) they were allowed to join Division One at the start of the 2015/16 season.

Previous tenants Stockport Sports, formerly Woodley Sports, who were playing in the Premier Division, were expelled from the league early in 2015 for postponing games, and amidst unpaid debts were liquidated. Conspiracy theories abounded.....

The Lions' first season saw them secure a play off berth, bowing out to losing finalists Bacup Borough. Last term was notable for manager Calum Sykes resigning just before Christmas and decamping to New Mills along with most of the first team. A 0-10 home reverse to City of Liverpool on New Year's Eve represented their nadir, but new manager Dave Wild steered them to 10th place with 9 victories in the 18 games over which he presided.

So on a bleak, grey Saturday afternoon it's past ELCTRICAL and TOILETORIES, then Jellytots & Dollymixtures to the M60 and the usual carnage on Barton Bridge. Off at the M61 and that 'Incontinence Supplies at Internet Prices' sign, beyond Botany Bay and then joining the M6 briefly and exiting on to the M55.

At the end of the M55 at Marton Fold it's a left into Midgeland Road, past Hollyacres Luxury Cats Hotel and then right onto School Road with two football clubs next to each other - Squires Gate, in the league above, and Blackpool Wren Rovers, in the league below. Straight over into Jepson Way where I park on the Spirit of Youth FC car park. The Mechanics is hidden just round the corner.

Inside a ground full of character - and four covered stands. Behind one goal at the top end an ancient fascia for some auto repair centre, bearing just the letters UTOS, affixed to rusted girders and above a three step terrace with corrugated sides and crush barriers.

To the left the main stand, set between the two dugouts, originally two full rows of orange and red seats but some now ripped out and abandoned on the walkway. Opposite a further two rows of seating in front of the clubhouse and changing rooms, with the 'Hospitality Suite' hemmed in the corner.

Behind the near goal a more basic covered terrace housing the AFC Blackpool ultras, the 'Tin Hut Brigade' and their many flags and drums. Beyond is the South Shore Cricket, Squash & Rugby Club, home to Blackpool Scorpions RLFC, and the runway of the reopened Blackpool Airport, primarily used by offshore helicopter operations and private planes. In the distance a mummuration of starlings and a bizarre sign 'Were you my 1964 Pleasure Beach Girl from St Georges Park ? Text Pete on...', apparently erected by a lovesick Lytham pensioner !!

The Mechanics are in all tangerine, the Lions in change all purple and the linesman on the near touchline is possibly the youngest I have seen - and the most frozen looking !! A scruffy first half ensues, spoiled by a bitter wind and a squally shower.

Town have the Lions' share of the play and chances. Aaron Dwyer takes advantage of a defensive howler but Mechs' keeper Callum Kirkland steers his shot into the side netting. The best opportunity sees George Blackwell's pinpoint cross met by an acrobatic volley from Ben Halfacre which thunders against the crossbar. The Mechanics can only muster a dangerous Ben Duffield cross which is fortuitously sliced wide by Town's Daryll Grant.

The second half is brighter and within five minutes Duffield latches onto a through ball to score assuredly beyond Lions' stopper Lewis Fielding. Seven minutes later Fielding saves one on one and the rebound from Mechs' skipper Danny Pickering is deflected high before looping in. Controversy rages as the Lions, pride affronted, furiously claim Duffield, virtually on the goal line and clearly offside, headed home. After an eternity the goal stands.

Jamie Hinchliffe pulls a goal back for the visitors from a corner but an equaliser never threatens. Duffield hits the post from another one on one, Kit Gregory shoots high and Conah Bishop goes close as the Mechanics win 2-1 to go fifth.

McDonald Is Rangers' Massiah - Mariners Sunk

And so to the FA Trophy Second Round Qualifying and a visit to Marston Road for the tie between Stafford Rangers and South Shields.

No one is able to prove conclusively when Rangers (Boro is their other nickname strangely) were actually formed, as early minute books were destroyed in the First World War. The club's formation year is recognised as 1876 because of an enquiry to the local Staffordshire Advertiser. The reply, published the following week, suggested the club was already up and running.

Initially playing friendlies and FA Cup ties, Rangers flitted between the Shropshire, Birmingham and North Staffordshire Leagues, moving to Marston Road in 1896 and winning the Birmingham Combination in 1913. The first 'Golden Era' came in the late 1920s, producing a Birmingham League title, twice runners up and two third place finishes.

The good times came to an abrupt end as the 1930s proved to be a constant battle for survival on and off the pitch. A shortage of players forced secretary RP Brown to play in one match - scoring the goal that earned Rangers their first away point of the season. Only a successful appeal for £100 to pay creditors enabled the club to continue.

Rangers resumed in the Birmingham Combination after World War II and then controversially moved to the Cheshire League in 1952. The 1960s were a struggle but the 1970s heralded the second 'Golden Era'.

The club was promoted to the Northern Premier League, and under Roy Chapman won the treble of the NPL, the FA Trophy - 3-0 against Barnet - and the Staffordshire Senior Cup in 1972. The FA Cup 4th Round was reached in 1975 and another FA Trophy final the following year, this time losing 3-2 after extra time to Scarborough. The returning Chapman secured a second FA Trophy success in 1979, beating Kettering Town 2-0.

Rangers were founder members of the Alliance Premier League, but after 4 seasons of toil were relegated back to the NPL in 1983. The club bounced back to win the NPL two years on but life was largely a fight against relegation, despite the six figure sum received for the transfer of Stan Collymore to Crystal Palace in December 1990.

Rangers were relegated from the Conference in 1995, and a second consecutive relegation followed, after only 2 points were gleaned from the first 19 games in the Southern Premier League. 2000 saw the team win the Dr Martens League Western Division.

Rangers qualified for the newly formed Conference North in 2004 and were promoted back to the first tier in 2006 after a penalties play off win against Droylsden. Life at the top only lasted two seasons before a return to the Conference North, and, despite appointing high profile managers Steve Bull, Tim Flowers and Matt Elliott, fortunes failed to improve.

Further relegations in 2011 and 2014 saw Rangers slip to the fourth tier of non league football. The Northern Premier League First Division South was captured at the end of the 2015/16 campaign, where they currently sit one division above this afternoon's visitors.

A few references have been found to the origins of a town football club playing in the 1870s, but the first recorded public appearance of a named South Shields AFC was in 1888. Several other local clubs flickered but it was the South Shields Adelaide Athletic club, set up in 1899, that went on to be elected to the Second Division of the Football League in 1919 as South Shields FC.

Lack of public support meant only the sale of its best players and FA Cup runs kept Shields in business. Inevitably, without money to bail the club out of impending bankruptcy, the only possible viable alternative to closure was to move. In 1930 the club left the town and moved to Gateshead, where it was welcomed.

A new club was established in 1936, nicknamed 'The Babes', before becoming 'The Mariners' in 1950 on its move from Horsley Hill to Simonside Hall. Shields played in several leagues until joining the Northern Premier League in 1968.

However 'insufficient' match attendances prompted the directors to sell Simonside Hall in 1974 with a view to returning to Horsley Hill. In a controversial and quite disastrous land fiasco both sites were transformed into housing sites. The club was penniless and homeless - and history repeated itself as the team went to Gateshead again, re-emerging as Gateshead United FC and taking Shields' place in the NPL.

A new club, South Shields Mariners FC, was formed immediately, based at the council's Jack Clark Park, and beginning a 17 year crusade for a home of its own. The club progressed through the Northern Alliance and Wearside League to the Northern League.

In 1992 the redundant and vandalised sports club and ground of Filtrona FC in Jarrow became available. It was purchased by club chairman John Rundle and the Mariners had a new home - Filtrona Park. Rundle was a volatile man, twice publicly threatening the club with closure, and (in)famously locking the gates at Filtrona Park ahead of a home match in 2006.

At the end of the 2012/13 season South Shields were relegated from Northern League Division One, and forced to move to Eden Park, Peterlee after their lease expired. Two seasons with average attendances of 69 and 70 meant the club faced a huge challenge to survive.

After being taken over by new chairman Geoff Thompson in the summer of 2015 he subsequently bought Filtrona Park, now renamed Mariners Park, and the club moved back. Under the captaincy of ex Sunderland and Middlesbrough midfielder Julio Arca the Mariners won Northern League Division Two title in 2015/16.

Last season saw a famous quadruple - the Northern League Division One title, after a 32 game winning streak, the Durham Challenge Cup, the Northern League Challenge Cup and a 4-0 victory in the FA Vase at Wembley against Cleethorpes Town. Average attendances increased to 1,226.

This season Shields are joint top of the NPL Division One North, with eleven wins and one defeat, and three games in hand. Darlington and York City, two steps higher, were both knocked out of the FA Cup.

And so on a bright, chilly morning it's the Metrolink into the city centre. After yesterday's 'tram kiss', a minor two tram crash that naturally caused major disruption across the network - and was initially blamed on signalling issues and an RTA - today's journey is less eventful and about an hour and a quarter shorter..... Just the swans at Watch House Cruising Club and a lone heron at Pomona Wharf before arrival at Piccadilly.

Then a Cross Country train and the Hat Museum at Stockport, the iconic Arighi Bianchi at Stockport and the famous Hand with Chronos at Stoke on Trent station. Into Stafford, through Victoria Gardens by the River Sow and onto Tenterbanks, past the Broad Eye Windmill and up to Gaol Road, home of HMP Stafford.

Then up Marston Road beyond Saladmaster, 'We Change Life', and the entrance to the stadium is actually on Astonfields Road. Inside is the impressive all seater Stan Robinson Stand - for £2 extra. Across the way covered terracing and to the left the Social End, which houses the Social Club. Bizarrely there is no access from inside so the gates have to be flung open for you to leave the ground to enjoy that half time pint......

Beyond the Social Club is the Astonfields Industrial Park and the Bake 'n' Butty Cafe. Up top is the Shed End, and it's a Shed End with no roof !! Instead it is festooned in South Shields flags and banners, as the Mariners are roared on by a tremendous support of over half the crowd of 955, notwithstanding the near 400 mile round trip.

Rangers are in black and white, Shields in claret and blue, and black armbands, and for the second week running there is a badger mascot..... Before we start there is an impeccably observed minute's silence in honour of Armistice Day and 10 year old Mariners’ season ticket holder Jak Fada who tragically died in the week. The tenth minute is a minute of applause from all four sides of the ground.

By that time we have had a riproaring start to the game. Gavin Cogdon, Shields’ combative centre forward bursts through and shoots just over, and then two goals. On 6 minutes Shields’ Robert Briggs gets goalside of his man and dinks an exquisite lob into the opposite corner beyond Rangers keeper Brad Caswell. Two minute later an incisive move down the left ends with Josh Craddock's cutback and Massiah McDonald swivels to fire home the equaliser.

Strike partner Dan Westwood goes close for Rangers, and McDonald has another chance he will prefer to forget. But it's the Mariners, attractive on the eye with some wonderful passing and movement, who begin to take hold of the game - all orchestrated by Arca and his sublime left foot.

Rangers survive but have three mighty scares in the five minutes to half time. Michael Richardson tricks the full back by the corner flag, cuts in and shoots. Caswell saves at the near post, the ball goes back to Richardson who lays it off for Barrie Smith and his strike is turned aside at the far post by a recovering Caswell. Briggs' gorgeous volley from Carl Finnigan's wonderfully cushioned pass is just too high and Cogdon is marginally adrift for the Mariners.

The second half picks up where the first left off. McDonald puts a free header wide, and Finnigan picks off a back pass that sold Caswell short, the keeper then slipping, but his chip fails to hit the target. There is then a temporary lull before Rangers build up a head of steam.

Sub Richard Gregory sees his header denied by a magnificent point blank one handed save from the Mariners’ Liam Connell. From the subsequent corner Rangers have two shots kicked off the line. Gregory then has another effort diverted wide, and Alex Fletcher just clears the bar with his twenty yarder.

Eleven minutes to go and McDonald receives the ball near the corner of the penalty area, shielded by two Mariners defenders. Skilfully he moves inside and fires across Connell into the far corner and Rangers lead. Arca responds, ghosting past three men and unleashing a left foot strike destined for the top corner, but Caswell saves well.

Shortly after the Mariners ship another goal. Fine wing play on the left and the ball delivered on a plate for McDonald to stroke home the third and his hat trick. Still time for Finnigan to have two chances cleared off the line but it finishes 3-1 to Rangers, in The Coming of The Massiah !!

Garnett Is Mickleover's Gem As Sports Spoil Celtic's Day

And so to Staly Vegas, the mill town of Stalybridge, the place that held 2 Guinness Book of Records entries - the longest and shortest pub names in the UK ! The Old Thirteenth Cheshire Astley Volunteer Rifleman Corps Inn and The Q Inn still flourish in the town centre, but I'm off to Bower Fold for Stalybridge Celtic against Mickleover Sports in the Evo Stik Northern Premier.

The home side was formed in 1909 by Herber Rhodes, a local businessman and philanthropist, although an amateur club 'Celtic' was established in 1906. Rhodes spent a chunk of his fortune on developing Bower Fold; he also played for the team and designed the strip, basing it on the colours used by his racehorses.

The Celts played for two seasons in the Lancashire & Cheshire Amateur League and turned professional before joining the Lancashire Combination, where they were 2nd Division champions. After a year in the Central League Celtic's ambition of Football League status forced them to join the Southern League (!), travelling by train to every away match.

There followed a pause commonly known as the First World War. In the aftermath 'Bridge rejoined the Central League, becoming founder members of The Football League Third Division (North) at the end of the 1920/21 campaign. The club resigned after 2 seasons, citing the 'fact' that they could not attract sufficient support to justify a League side - despite an average attendance of 5,480 !! Today's crowd is 258......

Celtic reverted to the Cheshire County League, remaining members for 60 years but only winning the title once in 1980. Founder members of the North West Counties Football League in 1982, the Celts were champions in 1984 and 1987 - which took them to the Northern Premier League.

After winning the league title in 1992 Stalybridge spent 6 seasons in the Conference and were promoted back in 2001, but lasted a solitary campaign. The restructure of Step 2 in non league saw Celtic join the Conference North in 2004 where they stayed, after two last day escapes in 2015 and 2016, until relegation last time out.

Mickleover Sports FC, from the Don Amott Arena (Don Amott is the current club chairman) was founded in 1948 as Mickleover Old Boys. They played in the Derby & District Senior League for 44 years, making them the longest serving club in the league.

Following development of new facilities, Sports successfully applied to join the Central Midlands Football League in 1993 and two years later they gained promotion to the Supreme Division. They were crowned as CMFL champions in 1998/99, in a season that saw their first venture into the FA Vase. Winning 3-0 at eventual finalists Bedlington Terriers with 14 minutes left, the home side's floodlights suspiciously failed. Sports lost 2-0 in a replay after an FA inquiry.

Mickleover were promoted to the Northern Counties East League, which was won in 2003, and then became Premier Division champions in 2008/09. The step up to the Northern Premier Division 1 South was significant but a run of 16 consecutive wins catapulted Sports to the top of the table and the title.

Their first season in the Premier was all about consolidation despite a tendency to gift points to opposing clubs. This included an incredible 6-6 home draw with Nantwich Town, with Sports 6-3 up with 6 minutes to go. The following term saw Sports relegated for the first time, and a year later they narrowly avoided consecutive demotions after using 53 players during the season. Play off defeat to the Nailers, Belper Town, in 2014 was used as a springboard to winning the division as champions a year on. Sports have survived in the Premier the past two seasons....but only just first time around !!

And so it's past Scissorhand, Skullfades and Tan 'n' Tonic to the now mercifully closed T & T Pound Plus. Presumably sold out of 'HOUSE HOLD. STATIONARY. TOILETORIES. ELCTRICAL' ..... Then onto the M60 where the signs show a speed limit of 20 mph due to 'Oncoming Vehicle' - odd.... Past the Co-op Pyramid and its Crystal Methodist and then off at Denton Rock.

The M67 to the end, then gridlock at a roundabout advertising Big Baps Butty Van, before I turn left into Mottram in Longdendale. Up then down the hill with Bower Fold on the left, next to the Hawthorn Gallery, fine art dealers. The ground is almost entirely surrounded by trees and nestles in the foothills.

Inside the ground has four covered stands. At the Town End is the Joe Jackson Stand - terracing with the Social Club at the rear. To the right is The Lord Tom Pendry Stand, all seated and opened in 2004. At the top end is the Lockwood & Greenwood Stand, again terracing and on the left the main all seater stand, which I will call the Alkie Stand after the advertising hoarding for Alkie Limited at the front…. The club mascot Bower Badger makes a brief appearance in a ground befitting a club higher up the non league pyramid.

Celtic are in blue and white, Sports in all red. Sports, kicking down the slope towards the Town End, start well in the bright sun. On 5 minutes a raking pass inside the full back lets in Andy Dales and he is wiped out by hesitant Celtic keeper Joe Slinn. Player manager John McGrath takes the penalty and sends Slinn the wrong way from the spot.

Rain and a biting wind take over, as do Celtic as they try to break down a resolute and well organised Sports back line. Liam Dickinson's deft sidefoot grazes the post and Matty Wolfenden's header drifts just wide.

Connor Hughes' long range strike is smothered weakly by Sports' keeper Lewis King, and Dickinson's close range rebound is deflected over. King then touches another Hughes shot on to the top of the bar. Sports are content to hold and counter attack, which they do to devastating effect just before the interval. A swift break down the right sees the ball played in to lone frontman Evan Garnett whose shot hits the inside of the post, but Dales mops up. Sports lead 2-0 at the break in a half where Celtic had all the chances.

The second period sees the Lockwood & Greenwood stand housing two spectators - and one steward. Celtic substitute Greg Wilkinson tries an audacious 40 yard lob which is tipped over by a backpedalling King, and Wolfenden's outrageous turn is not matched by a snatched shot wide.

Another Sports counter attack and another goal. Wonderful wing wizardry and pace takes Garnett down the flank and to the by line where he cuts the ball across, and Wilkinson slides in for an own goal. There is more Celtic pressure, more defensive blocks and King saves and an open goal miss from Dickinson.

Twenty minutes from the end Garnett gets in front of his man by the corner flag and dinks the ball to McGrath. He plays in Dales who slots home through Slinn's legs to make it 4-0 for the away side. King makes two more decent stops before a long ball causes confusion between Ross Killock and Slinn. Killock diverts the ball wide of Slinn, and Garnett walks the ball into an empty net for a richly deserved goal.

Oli Roberts hits the Sports' bar in injury time - and leaves the word 'surreal' on the home spectators' lips as they leave the ground. Celtic, having created more than a dozen good chances, beaten 5-0 by a side that had 4 attempts on goal.... ☺

Seasiders' Aberrations Prove Costly As Declan Is The Last Bastion

And so to Bastion Gardens, or the Motion Finance Stadium, and the Seasiders derby between Prestatyn Town and Aberystwyth Town in the Welsh Premier League.

Records show that football has been played in Prestatyn since the early 1890s with games taking place on an undeveloped field on Marine Road. Prestatyn Town FC played their first game on 20 October 1910 when they travelled to Rhyl Amateurs. However the club as we know it only came into being in the 1930s when it settled on the old Bastion Road ground behind what is now the Central Beach Club.

For a time in the late 1940s the Seasiders adopted the name Chandypore FC (the original name of the Central Beach Club) when they operated in the Dyserth Area League. However they quickly reverted back to Prestatyn Town and, apart from dabbling with sponsors' names (Prestatyn Town Nova in 1990), have remained so ever since.

In the late 1960s the old Bastion Road ground was swallowed up by housing. After considering using a pitch in the middle of the old Prestatyn Raceway, now the site of Pontin's Holiday Village, the club moved to Bastion Gardens in the 1970/71 season.

For most of this period Town had been members of either the Dyserth Area League or the Welsh League North. After becoming founder members of the Clwyd League in 1974 they enjoyed immediate success, under the charge of manager Eaton Woodfine, winning the title in the league's first two seasons.

After finishing runners up in 1993 the Seasiders took the plunge and rejoined the Welsh League North, now known as the Welsh Alliance. There was an acrimonious split at the club at the start of the 1998/99 season which led to the formation of Prestatyn Nova and Town resigning from the Welsh Alliance to rejoin the Clwyd League, where they won the treble in their first year back.

Town went back to the Welsh Alliance the following year and then became unbeaten champions in 2006, ascending to the Cymru Alliance. The Seasiders were runaway leaders in 2007/08 thereby reaching the pinnacle - the Welsh Premier League.

Silverware was gained in the form of the Welsh Cup in 2013, beating Bangor City 3-1 after extra time. This allowed the club to embark on its only Europa League adventure - beating Latvians Liepajas Metalurgs on penalties after a 3-3 aggregate draw, before succumbing to Croatian side Rijeka. The Seasiders were relegated in 2015, but promoted last time as Cymru Alliance champions. Twelve points from ten matches represents a reasonable start to the current campaign.

The visitors from Park Avenue in Aberystwyth are also nicknamed the Seasiders, but have two others - 'Black & Greens' and 'Aber Town'.

Although Aberystwyth Town FC was formed in 1884 the club probably existed in the 1870s in an earlier incarnation. Its early days were marked by friendlies and it was not until 1890 that Aber first joined a league - the Welsh League - and then for one season only before going back to friendlies.

Town did win the Welsh Cup in 1900 convincingly beating the fancied Druids 3-0 in the final, but it almost proved to be their downfall as they hit a massive financial crisis and a mass exodus of players. The club played in the English FA Cup on a few occasions, and then joined the Montgomeryshire & District League in 1904, winning several titles.

With the advent of the Welsh National League in 1921 Aber joined the Central Section, being crowned champions six times and then twice in the Mid Wales League in 1933 and 1950. The Black & Greens began a long stay in the Welsh League (South) in 1951 before becoming founder members of the League of Wales in 1992. They remain one of only three clubs to have played every season in the Welsh Premier League - Bangor City and Newtown being the others.

Aber qualified for the Intertoto Cup in 1999, losing 4-3 on aggregate to Floriana of Malta. The success of European qualification brought many changes to Park Avenue: a new BBC stand and TV gantry and the construction of the new 'Dias' stand, named after club legend David 'Dias' Williams who scored 476 goals in 433 games between 1966 and 1983.

Intertoto football was achieved again in 2004, losing 4-0 over the two legs to Dinaburg of Latvia. The club's Ceredigion player policy saw a worsening of results and a 40% slump in attendances, but their place at the top table was preserved. There was a further setback in December of that year as a serious fire destroyed much of the social club's facilities.

Town qualified for the Europa League as Welsh Cup finalists in 2014, losing 3-2 to The New Saints, but Derry City knocked them out at the first stage 9-0 on aggregate. This season has started in disastrous fashion, taking just two points from the first 7 games, and lying next to bottom with only one league win thus far.

And so under battleship grey skies it's past Cheshire Portable Buildings, living up to its name as all the buildings have disappeared !! Down to the M56, past wind turbines going like the clappers at Stanlow, then through to Shotwick where I take the coastal road.

Over the magnificent cable-stayed Flintshire Bridge at Connah's Quay, then beyond Flint Castle with The Old Courtaulds Pitch, home of Greenfield FC, on my right. Then at Llanerch y Mor lies the rusting hulk of TSS Duke of Lancaster off the coast near to Mostyn Docks. It resembles an abandoned ghost ship ready for the breakers yard - caused by a long running dispute between owner John Rowley and the local authority.

Then to Point of Ayr, the northernmost point of mainland Wales and site of a long since closed colliery. A slight detour into Rhyl, bypassing the Botanical Gardens, the superbly named Sun of a Beach tanning salon and Sacred Soul Tattoo to reach the sea front.

An unpleasant stroll along the front with heavy winds whipping up the sand and stinging our faces. Admiring the Pavilion Theatre - but the world famous (!) Rhyl Sun Centre has been demolished without trace.... Then the National Crown Green Bowling Centre, where two matches are in progress despite the weather.

The 250 ft Rhyl Sky Tower, bizarrely acquired from the 1988 Glasgow Garden Festival, stands tall - and cordoned off as a safety hazard. Plans now are to convert it into a landmark light beacon, and the graphics depicting a timeline of Rhyl at its foot is a pleasant surprise, notwithstanding the schoolboy spelling error of Eupore (but the Welsh version is correctly spelt !!) 

The Breaks Family Entertainment Centre is no more either, subsumed by the new Marina Quay retail development, although only two units are currently let. The Miniature Railway is closed too, not leaves but trees on the line... but the iconic Pont y Ddraig bridge remains impressive. Lunch at The Sussex is Welsh dragon sausages and mash with Brains gravy and, appropriately enough, a pint of Trade Winds ☺ Stinging sand gives way to stinging rain as we make the 3 mile jaunt back up the coast to Bastion Road, then Bastion Gardens. The stadium is at the very foot of the cul de sac with Pontin's behind the near end.

Immediately inside is the hot food outlet and clubhouse, and to my left a walkway housing a three storey gantry, the second tier a police room and at the top a cameraman, exposed to the weather and desperately trying to stop the flapping tarpaulin flying away to the rolling hills beyond. Segregation Gates, clearly unused for some while, have been flung on the floor.

At the top is a grassed area, an abandoned tea hut open to the elements and an Academy mobile classroom falling into disrepair. To my right is the Martin Walsh Stand, a three row all seater covered stand running the length of the touchline and so shallow that those sitting on the front row block the gangway... Behind is the cricket club and the sea.

Prestatyn are in all red and the Black & Greens are in green and.....white !! With a hint of black trim..... It soon becomes clear that there will only be one winner in the Seasiders derby, and that's the wind. Aber have it in the first half, but Prestatyn score first on 8 minutes with Jack Kenny's shot parried by Chris Mullock to Michael Parker who taps in at the far post.

The rest of the half is scrappy, punctuated by far too many free kicks despite lenient refereeing. Aber are poor, failing to use the wind and creating little. Craig Hobson has a header scooped off the line by Prestatyn keeper Carl Jones, John Owen glances over, Ryan Wade has a ferocious shot blocked and in the final minute Matty Jones brings an outstanding save from his namesake. A flurry of corners brings naught.

The consensus at half time is that Prestatyn have done the hard part and it's a question of how many. For a while that seems to hold true, as despite Hobson drawing another good save from Carl Jones, the home side hold the initiative. After a one two with Ben Maher, Parker should have put the game to bed but blazes over and Zyaac Edwards' shot is saved by Mullock's chest.

There becomes an air of desperation about Prestatyn, too keen to kill the game off with the second goal, and committing too many men forward. Aber use the counter intelligently and with 18 minutes left one such attack sees Wade involved, Ashley Young's shot is saved and Owen scores from the rebound to equalise.

Three minutes later another counter produces a corner - Wade takes, Carl Jones drops it and full back Declan Walker has the easiest job to put Aber ahead. It's a lead they hold on to comfortably to the final whistle ☺

Camels Take The Hump Then Get The Abbey Habit To Become Lairds of The Manor

And so to Kirklands aka the North West Construction Stadium, and a first ever meeting between Cammell Laird 1907 FC and Abbey Hulton United FC today in the North West Counties Division One.

The Camels' history dates back to 1899 when a team from the Upper Boilers shop at Laird Bros played in Birkenhead Park, before switching to rugby. Cammell Laird Institute AFC was established in 1907, playing in the West Cheshire League at Prenton Park, Tranmere.

After World War I the Cammell Laird company faced cutbacks due to reduced government spending on ships and the football team was taken back in house. In 1922 a team was entered into the Birkenhead & Wirral League under the name of Kirklands FC coinciding with the move to the current ground from their two previous homes - Birkenhead Park and Bebington Oval.

The side was disbanded at the outbreak of World War II and reformed in 1946 as Cammell Laird AFC. The Lairds rejoined the Birkenhead & Wirral League before moving up to the West Cheshire League, where they were 19 time champions, including 15 titles in 20 seasons between 1975 and 1994.

The Shipyarders joined the North West Counties in 2004 and back to back promotions took them to the Northern Premier League Division One North. A sideways move to Division One South a season later brought promotion to the Premier Division as runners up, but the Camels were relegated at the end of their first campaign after failing ground grading criteria.

The club disbanded at the end of the 2013/14 season, and a new club, Cammell Laird 1907 FC, went into the North West Counties Division One, earning automatic promotion at the first attempt. However last term produced only three league wins, all after relegation was confirmed, and a bottom placing with a goal difference of -100......

Abbey Hulton United FC was formed in 1947, and named after the Scheduled Monument of Hulton Abbey, founded by Henry de Audley in the early 13th century. It was dissolved by Henry VIII in 1538 and little remains of it today. Hulton was recorded as 'Heltone' in the Domesday Book, meaning 'hill town'.

Abbey played on council land before moving to Bucknall Park in 1962. There they stayed until 1985, before acquiring a piece of land at Birches Head Road. Originally United played in local leagues - the Longton, Fenton & District, Burslem & Tunstall and Newcastle & District Leagues.

Having moved to the new facility at Birches Head, the club opted to join the Staffs County League (North) and were crowned champions at the end of the 1997/98 season. Abbey then moved up to the Staffordshire County Senior League, becoming Premier League champions last season.

An application to join the North West Counties League was successful and the club was elected, having met ground grading criteria. After a bright start to the season, the floodlight failure at St Helens excepted, United's form has been inconsistent and they currently lie a point and a place below the Lairds. 

So past the new Laurus Homes Stonebrook housing development and then a vintage double decker Belle Vue bus parked outside St Margaret's Church, on a day for a wet, wet wedding, it's down to the M56. An Arla truck - 'My other lorry is a tractor' - fumes belching out at Stanlow and not surprisingly the wind turbines going like the clappers.

The weather has deteriorated appreciably as I join the M53, ignoring Cheshire Oaks and Vauxhall - the car plant on one side, Vauxhall Motors FC on the other - it's off into Higher Bebington. Beyond the curiously named 'Woman More Than Nails' and into Rock Ferry, and then Kirklands.

A fiver in, or £2 for Liverpool, Everton or Tranmere Rovers season ticket holders, as Storm Brian wreaks havoc with sheeting rain and high winds. To my right is the Kirklands Kitchen Stand, a covered all seated stand next to which is the food and drink serving hatch and the Macron club shop. Behind this are the Lairds Social Club and St Peters Church.

At the top is the Volleyball Net End (yes really !!) with modern housing beyond, and across the way is the Stagecoach Merseyside Family Stand, with covered standing and seated areas and the bus depot right behind. On the left is an open end with old council maisonette housing.

The Camels are in all blue, United in change grey with fluorescent green trim. Huddled in the two covered stands because of the dreadful conditions the crowd of 65, which seems suspiciously low particularly with at least 25 from Abbey Hulton (including their drummer boy !), are treated to an entertaining first half.

The Camels have at least five golden opportunities, all spurned. Jamie Colebourne takes advantage of a kamikaze back pass but Luke Birkinshaw does just enough to divert his shot onto the outside of the post, and Colebourne blazes wide later. Ben Holmes is denied by a brave block from Sam Luke and also hits the side netting. Charlie Macinnes ineptly spoons wide.

In response United see John Lynch, the Lairds keeper, save well from Kieron Ball, prompting a strange appeal of 'handball' from the Abbey contingent, and then he tips over Keiron Williams' free kick.

Finally five minutes before the break Josh Maldon breaks the deadlock - the Camels' free kick going through the eye of a needle beyond Birkinshaw although Kevyn Davies may have got a touch for an unwanted own goal.

The second half is a different type of affair with the elements, a constant torrent and biting wind, against the Lairds, who resort to time wasting, back pedalling and a suspicious amount of balls into the churchyard. Abbey dominate as the portly Joshua Graham heads over and then captain Joshua Tune is played in, sidesteps Lynch and shoots into an empty goal - only for the ball to hit a puddle and be hacked clear.

The referee signals 7 minutes of added on time, the first of which produces a rasping shot from substitute Jonathan Birks to level for United - and provide a truer reflection of the overall game. The Camels, who have created nothing in the second half, respond and in the sixth additional minute win a free kick. From it Adam Rooney plants a header beyond Birkinshaw and the Lairds lead again - cue a manic dance, twice, down the flooded touchline by one home fan, rumoured to be Rooney's father...... And that goal at the death gives the Lairds the three points.