Mighty Atoms Save The Daten !

And so onto the next part of the roadmap and Thursday night football to the Cheshire League for a reserves fixture at Culcheth Sports Club. I had been hoping to take in Daten versus Lostock Gralam (the Grey Lambs - yes really !!) earlier in the month but that fell foul of the public/ private lockdown debate, so it's Daten and Broadheath Central tonight.

Daten FC was formed in 1948 and was the football team of British Nuclear Fuels Sports and Social Club, now Culcheth Sports Club. The club's history goes back prior to this as the site was originally an inshore navy depot built in the 1930s known as HMS Ariel, with the football pitches located on what was the parade ground and where the auxiliary buildings were located. Sometimes in exceptionally dry weather the foundations' outlines can be seen.

Daten is derived from Department of Atomic Energy, with an emblem of an atom and their nickname of The Atoms. Home kit is orange, away yellow and green matching the safety colours of BNFL.

The club preliminarily played in local leagues and sourced players from the workforce based nearby or family members before opening up to the community in later years whilst participating in the local Warrington District League. 

The Atoms changed in 1999 with the closing down of British Nuclear Fuels and, with the help of a Sport England grant and a considerable sum raised by club members, the club moved from Daten to Culcheth Sports Club, but the football club decided to retain its name. Promoted at the end of the 2017/18 season, Daten have finished 11th in the past two seasons, and with five points from six games lay 14th (of 17) this time, with early elimination from the post Covid Cup.

Broadheath Central Junior FC was established in 1922, and played in local Saturday and Sunday Leagues for many years before joining the Mid Cheshire League in 1991 and immediately gaining promotion to Division One. Relegated in 1997, Central left the (now) Cheshire League in 2009 for the Altrincham and District Amateur League.

Heath rejoined the Cheshire League in 2016, and moved up from the First Division to the Premier in 2019 after a fiery 1-1 draw with the now defunct Blacon Youth (still extant in Division Two via their Reserve side) in very late May. Eighteen games last time, thirteen points and thirteenth place at curtailment was a disappointment.

This campaign two wins, four draws and a solitary loss in an entertaining clash with Altrincham Reserves left Broadheath in 5th, but Central, unlike the Atoms, progressed in the JB Parker Cup, after a thrilling 5-1 thrashing of GPSO (Greenalls Padgate St Oswalds) in their final group fixture, complete with livewire toddler pitch invasion.... Semi finals now await after a 6-1 drubbing of Winstanley Warriors. The reserves sit rock bottom, with Daten starting to climb the table following back to back victories.

Glorious sunshine and a scenic route through Dunham Massey, via the National Trust property, country pubs the Vine Inn and The Rope and Anchor, Dunham Fishery before I hit Warburton, the Saracen's Head and the toll bridge - 12p I won't see again !! Numberplates tonight are S1 TUP and RAV3N - the latter black naturally ☺

Then into Glazebury, home of The Hugging Table Company (?), before arriving at Culcheth, Little Lions Cattery, left at Culcheth High School and onto Charnock Road. As expected parking is shambolic at the Sports Club...

The club is set back from the road, and supports two football pitches, four tennis courts, a croquet lawn, Legacy bar and Northern Starr Dance & Fitness. The complex is entirely surrounded by residential housing and flats, bar a short area bordered by a petrol station, with Newchurch Parish Church providing musical chimes in the corner.....

The Atoms are in orange and black, Broadheath in red and black stripes and a 'crowd' of 9 endures an abject first half hour. Then an atomic fusion as a long ball is inadvertently flicked on by a Central defender on 32 minutes and the Daten forward beats the onrushing keeper from 35 yards. Thereafter both sides fashion chances, the best of which produces a superb reaction save from the home custodian.

The second period sees Broadheath largely anonymous, and the Atoms miss several chances. Finally they score a second with five minutes to go, a strong, unchallenged header from a corner by the centre half.

Then, in the first minute of injury time, another Atomic break, the hobbling Broadheath keeper saves but the ball loops up and is headed in from a couple of yards to make it 3-0. The away shotstopper goes down, injured again, and the referee blows up, despite the fact we have had ten minutes of stoppages this half....

Alty Hale A Perfect Ten At The BTH (Breightmet Totally Hammered)

And so after last weekend's FA Vase drama between Warrington Rylands 1906 FC and West Auckland Town, with Town, who despite being thrashed 4-0 at North Ferriby in the previous round, progressing due to the Villagers' ineligible player and expulsion in their own farcical version of 'Been To Hull and Back', it's to Urban Road in Altrincham. There stands BTH (Blessed Thomas Holford School), the home of Manchester League First Division Altrincham Hale FC, for another Murray Trophy fixture, with the visitors being Second Division Breightmet United FC.

Altrincham Hale FC was established in 2007 playing in the local Altrincham & District League, before joining the Manchester League Division One in 2017. Immediate relegation was followed by swift promotion as champions in 2018.

11th of 13 in the abandoned 2019/20 season, Alty Hale sat next to bottom at null and voidance last term, having played only three games because of a Covid outbreak at the start of the season - one win and 2 defeats.

Breightmet United was founded in 1880, plying its trade in the Bolton & District Amateur League, West Lancashire League and the Bolton Combination. Indeed United contributed a leather bound West Lancashire League membership book for the 1888/89 season to the National Football Museum.

In 1911 Breightmet reached the first round of the FA Cup, one game away from playing the mighty Arsenal. A narrow 1-0 reverse to Darwen, but the Salmoners were annihilated 10-1 at Highbury - a lucky escape for United ??

1935 saw United buy their Bury Road ground for £453 with the club subsequently joining the Manchester League Division One for the 1990/91 season. Champions in 2003, but relegated in 2009, Breightmet were placed in Division Two for the 2017/18 campaign.

2018/19 was the club's nadir: one draw in 24 games, -2 points following a deduction and a goal difference of -147. 2019/20 produced 5 points from 14 games, but at least in the current aborted season, only commenced following receipt of a Sport England grant which saved the club from extinction, 8th place out of 11 with seven points from seven games was a welcome improvement.

 

A short journey that takes in Canal Side Dog Groomers, Happy Panda, Altrincham Bridge, built 1765, widened 1850, widened (again) 1907 then rebuilt in 1935, and GW Bonson Heated Store Rooms, now home to Tre Ciccio and Yamaha Music School, with registration plates DOO8Y and, remarkably, AVE 1T - fools and their money are soon parted.....

Beyond Farrat Isolevel and then the Sacred Arts Trust brings me to Urban Road and BTH and the 'caged' artificial pitch. Crucially a public footpath runs past the adjacent golf course and secondary school, meaning spectators are allowed - today's attendance, the ultimate in social distancing, is one (we know who you are), although there are cameo appearances from three dog walkers on St Vincent's Primary School playing field on the opposite side in the second half.... Across the way are the changing rooms and Station House looming large at the back.

Altrincham Hale are in green and white stripes, Breightmet in black and white - seemingly wearing a variety of previous seasons' kits with shirt sponsors Bid Group, Riverside Motors, 365 Engines and APC Couriers all on display. No rush to get started either - 1406 sees kick off whilst the missing corner flags are retrieved and put in place.

The porosity of Breightmet's offside trap is soon in evidence, and after a couple of near misses Kyle Old is played through and scores comfortably on 6 minutes. Seven minutes on he benefits again to make it 2-0.

Alty Hale fashion a succession of chances, with Breightmet's only response a free kick from their own half, which the home keeper desperately claws away. Finally, on 33, Charlie Davies shoots home, and four minutes later Old has his hat trick for 4-0 and the half finishes with Lewis Carthew's bullet header to leave the green and whites five up at the interval.

The second period brings no reprieve with home centre half Nathe sweetly tucking home and Old adding another due to some shocking goalkeeping - the ball hitting both posts and then apologetically trickling over the line, both within the first ten minutes.

Then, surprisingly 28 minutes without a goal. Hale hit the underside of the bar but are largely wasteful, whilst United register another shot, all the while with some of their players substituted, changing pitchside and then going to work...

The final seven minutes sees Alty Hale hit ten - Carthew, from more dreadful keeping, a ninth with a sumptuous volley across the keeper, and Carthew's hat trick from a penalty with the last kick of the game (the sole spectator claiming an assist having retrieved the ball and kicked it over the fence back to the penalty taker) - the referee sparing Breightmet from any stoppage time.

Then off to Moss Lane for the second half of Altrincham v Notts County, also an attendance of one, acting as an impromptu external ball boy....

Royton Control Alts' Defeat !

And so to Crossford Bridge and a Gilgryst Cup clash between Old Altrinchamians and Royton Town in another hastily arranged Manchester League team cup competition - this one solely for Premier Division sides. Three leagues of five, home and away, with the tabletoppers and best second place team earning the right to play in the semi finals, and then the final at Hyde in June.

Old Altrinchamians FC was established in 1920, meaning their centenary year proved to be a huge disappointment. The club was set up for alumni of Altrincham Grammar School for Boys, which includes Paul Allott (the Lancashire and England cricketer), Ian Brown and John Squire (from the Stone Roses) and, er, me, my brother and my godson.... (the infamous Fred Talbot was also a teacher there).

Next to the Bridgewater Canal and Manchester University Boat Club, with the complex also supporting Sale Harriers Athletics Club, Alts originally played in the Altrincham and District Amateur League.

The side, after two FA Vase entries in the mid 1970s, moved up to the Manchester League and were promoted as runners up to the Premier League in 2004. Resignation, and expungement, followed in 2005 before Alts rejoined the league in Division One in 2007.

The club was promoted in 2008/09, again as runners up, and then relegated in 2014 but immediately bounced back as champions. The 2019/20 campaign saw them bottom (15th) at curtailment, but three wins and three losses left the Old Boys just below half way last time - 9th of 15.

Royton Town FC was established as the Scott Benham works side in the Rochdale Alliance League, the company incorporated in 1870 and latterly taken over by Thorn EMI and Electrolux. Changing their name to Royton Town FC in 1985, the team remained unbeaten for two and a half seasons, progressing to the Lancashire Amateur League in 1994.

The club, based at Oldham Academy North on Broadway, moved to the Manchester Football League in 1999 and was swiftly promoted to the Premier League in 2002, where they have remained ever since. Champions in 2004, and runners up in 2016, Town sat 13th at null and voidance in 2020, and exactly midway in 8th after those 11 minutes of madness prior to New Year at Manchester Gregorians, with ten points from nine matches.

Through De Quincey Park, and then down Washway Road from suburbia to Bohemia (hair salon), via Laserina (clinic) and then Utopia (Bodhi Tree Buddhas - really !). Beyond Eyebrow Cottage and right at Delicia into Dane Road, then left onto Danefield Road and Crossford Bridge appears after One Brand Magic - numberplates 1 OBE and B3D XX featuring today.

Alts are in black and white stripes, Royton in yellow and green resembling lemon and lime - the first team tree lined pitch up top with opposing dugouts and railings. The complex hosts three other full size pitches, the middle one featuring an Open Trophy tie between both sides' reserve teams (a Royton team member tells me this finishes 6-1 to Alts - but actually it ended up 7-1 !!), two mini pitches and Sale United FC's clubhouse.

In glorious sunshine the match kicks off at 1302; crucially the pitch and Sale Harriers' enclosed arena are bisected by a public footpath leading to the Bridgewater Canal, meaning spectators are allowed. 37, give or take a dogwalker or two, show up with a healthy away following.

The away supporters are rewarded with a first half utterly dominated by Royton. Eventually, on the quarter hour, a misplaced away pass sits up nicely for centre back Jack Worrall to hit a 30 yard worldy, arcing into the top left hand corner, and Town lead 1-0.

Five minutes on and Worrall's free kick is fumbled by the Alts' stopper; Joe Gidley slots home the rebound to make it 2-0. Liam Wood misses two great chances, one extraordinarily from a two on none having sidestepped the keeper. From the Old Boys nothing worthy of note bar a wild shot threatening to interfere with the match on an adjoining pitch.

2-0 at the break but the second period sees Alts score three minutes in from a double howler from Royton. Their dozing left back is dispossessed by the home side's right winger who shoots and his effort goes through diminutive keeper Harry Fleet's hands to halve the deficit. Alts are briefly in the ascendancy but it still takes an exceptional save at the opposite end to keep it at 2-1 to Royton.

Eventually the visitors regain control and with eight minutes to go Ethan Sutcliffe has a goal disallowed for offside. No matter, as a minute later the same player is tripped, winning and then scoring the penalty kick for 3-1...and that is pretty much that !!

Deer Deer: Hinds Hit For Six By Govaners

And so to the Murray Trophy, a hastily concocted Manchester League cup competition - 4 leagues of 5, home and away, with the 4 group winners going into the semi finals. So it's off to Platt Fields in Fallowfield for this afternoon's clash between Govan Athletic (clearly not from Glasgow - more of which anon...) of Division 1 and Hindsford Reserves of Division 2.

Govan Athletic was established in 2001 by Jack Norbury, who still manages the team. Apparently Jack was so inspired by Sir Alex Ferguson's autobiography that he set up a football club named after Fergie's birthplace, as you do....

Athletic competed in the Stockport Football League in 2001/02, finishing as runners up, and moving up to the Lancashire & Cheshire Amateur League as a consequence. Division 2 was won in 2007/08, with Govan champions of Division 1 the following season. 

Athletic joined the Manchester League in 2016, were relegated to Division 2 in their first season, but were promoted back to Division One the following year. 6th from 13 and 6th from 12 in the past two truncated seasons points to mid-table consistency.

Hindsford AFC, between Atherton and Tyldesley, was set up in 1926, joining the Westhoughton League. However there is evidence of another club, Hindsford Church House, dating back to 1911.

The Hinds, aka the Tonics, joined the Lancashire Combination in 1950, stopping for three seasons. Thereafter they took up a position in the First Division of the Manchester League for the 1998/99 campaign, earning promotion in 2005 to the Premier.

Hindsford have been crowned champions of the Premier League on four occasions - three consecutive years between 2012 and 2014, and then again in 2019.

A familiar, heavily potholed route, takes me past Arthur's Seat, Serendipitea (& Coffee !) and Hands of Buddha Beauty Therapy. Then Red Sky Yoga before I hit the council towers in Stretford, the former iconic Drum pub and the Essoldo, turning right towards Chorlton. 

Beyond Longford Park, Iglesia Ni Cristo, Lady Bountiful, Dooze Corner, King Bee Records and Gita Bhavan Hindu Temple brings me to TM Fortis, apparently 'Manchester's Leading Immigration Specialists'.... Right on to Yew Tree Lane and Platt Lane Sports Complex affords plenty of parking - today's registration plates are 12 ME and 411OY (wheels I think rather than scrap metal...)

The complex, part of MMU (Manchester Metropolitan University) 1824 hosts two main astroturf pitches, the far one with rugby posts and a sports hall - closed, meaning home players are requested to arrive at 1.10pm, wearing black shorts and socks, and with their own mask, sanitiser and drink. There is also a mini astroturf pitch next to the main building, a gym and another 3G surface adjoining Platt Lane.

In glorious sunshine a crowd of 7 congregates for the 2pm kick off, swelling to 8 at the death, including at least one away fan (!) - Holy Trinity church providing an impressive backdrop. Athletic in red and black, Hindsford in yellow and black, no linesmen and a very young referee informing us that it's RORO (Roll On Roll Off) substitutions.

Within 3 minutes a shocking defensive clearance allows Govan's right winger Nathan Hind to rifle the ball into the roof of the net, and five minutes on Hal Wood heads a free kick narrowly wide. The advantage is doubled on 18 minutes - Hind accelerating down the wing, given far too much space and steering into the far corner.

There follows a Hindsford goal line clearance and, with the away stopper flapping like a shirt on the washing line, a penalty box scramble. In response the Tonics create one real chance with their centre forward scuffing a shot onto the post.

2-0 at the break, which lasts just under 7 minutes. The away side's team talk is direct and earthy, whilst Govan's is all about 'game management' and a magnetic tactics board.....

Clearly too much for the home players as the Hinds start the second period much the better. However eight minutes in their adventure proves costly as from their corner they leave one man as defensive cover, and when the move breaks down sub Jordan Clarke is through on the Hinds' keeper. An inexplicable hand ball outside the box results in a red card and his expulsion as the visitors go down to ten.

With no replacement goalkeeper the Tonics put outfield player Jacko between the sticks, and he proceeds to pull off a string of outstanding saves. Not to be outdone home stopper Adam Clifford makes a tremendous double save to deny Hindsford's number nine.

Eventually numbers tell and on 69 minutes, after switching wings, Hind rams home a recycled ball to make it 3-0. Three minutes later it's Hind 4 Hinds 0 as Nathan makes it a foursome with a measured placed finish into the opposite corner. He is immediately substituted - presumably to let someone else have a chance !!

With a quarter of an hour to go Kristian Green heads in, unchallenged, Siyam Muhammad's free kick to make it five. Soman Muhammad's almost apologetic finish with four minutes left concludes matters at 6-0 and it's all over by twenty to four ☺

Behind Closed Doors Part 2: Cock Robins, Linnets Off Song....

And so to an Avian derby which looked unlikely to fly - the Robins of Altrincham against the Linnets of King's Lynn in the National League, a game already postponed once because of Covid protocols.

Alty's history was covered in my previous match report, and since the Woking home victory the Robins have, frustratingly, drawn at home with the ten-man Monkey Hangers of Hartlepool United (team bus registration 14 HU - for those that are interested), been shot down 2-1 at Aldershot, and played the reverse fixture at Woking, earning a point with an injury-time penalty. A home clash against Dagenham & Redbridge last Saturday proved underwhelming, the only piece of quality being Will Wright's exquisite free-kick with ten to go as the Daggers nicked all three points 1-0.

King's Lynn Football Club was officially founded on 30 August 1881 as Lynn Town, although there is mention of an earlier team existing in 1868, and the club badge refers to 1879. After winning the Norfolk Senior Cup in 1883, and with three more successes in the next seven years, Lynn was a founder member of the Norfolk & Suffolk League in 1897, crowned as champions four times before World War One, and then winning four consecutive titles between 1922 and 1925.

After a brief spell in the East Anglian League, Lynn became a founder member of the Eastern Counties League in 1935.  Thereafter they spent two seasons in the United Counties League after WWII, before reverting to the ECL where a 1953/54 League and Cup double, coinciding with the adoption of the name King's Lynn FC, saw them step up to the Midland League. Four years later the club joined the Southern League, and achieved promotion to the Premier Division for the 1959/60 season.

FA Cup exploits in 1961/62 saw King's Lynn reach the third round, beating Chelmsford City and Coventry City both by two goals to one, before losing 4-0 to Everton.

In 1980 the club transferred to the Northern Premier League but in 1983 they returned to the Southern League. After a yo-yo existence Lynn were promoted to the Conference North as champions in 2008, but demoted a year later due to their ground failing to meet Conference North standards - King's Lynn have played at the Walks for their entire existence, with the stadium name deriving from the area of parkland located next to the stadium.

Whilst the remedial work was completed by the start of the following season, Lynn's first season back in the Northern Premier League saw the club wound up at the High Court on 25 November 2009 with debts of £77,000, going out of business in December after a failed appeal. A reformed club was established in January 2010 as Lynn FC and later renamed King's Lynn Town FC.

The Linnets were admitted to the Premier Division of the United Counties League and finished runners-up in their debut campaign, also reaching the semi-finals of the FA Vase, losing 6–2 on aggregate to Coalville Town. After finishing as runners-up again in 2011/12 the club was promoted to Division One South of the Northern Premier League. They won Division One South at their first attempt, earning promotion to the Premier Division.

In 2015 the Linnets were transferred to the Premier Division of the Southern League. After a play off defeat in 2018 Lynn finished as Premier Division Central runners up in the 2018/19 season, going on to beat Stratford Town and Alvechurch, and then being promoted to the National League North following a 3–2 win at Warrington Town in the super play-off final.

The 2019/20 season was abandoned due to the coronavirus pandemic with the club second in the league, two points behind leaders York City with two games in hand. The National League later decided the final league table would be based on points-per-game, resulting in King's Lynn being declared champions, and promotion to the National League.

In 2020/21 the new club reached the first round of the FA Cup for the first time after Notts County were forced to forfeit the fourth qualifying round tie due to a Covid outbreak in their squad. In the first round, King's Lynn defeated League Two club Port Vale 1–0 at Vale Park - then losing 6–1 in the second round at Portsmouth.

In the league a bright start has lately been overshadowed by ongoing rows concerning loans/ grants regarding fulfilling the season's fixtures, resulting in a threat to 'draw down the shutters' at the end of February, a week's emergency funding, furloughing six first team players, and 'Gun to the Head to Carry On'. Little wonder that the previous 12 games have accumulated 6 points and left the Linnets deep in the mire - if relegation comes to pass this season, which seems increasingly unlikely....

So a different, circuitous route, circumventing Altrincham town centre and its £12,000 vanity project, complete with spelling mistake, and the equally unusual Eudaemonium. A repeat performance from B16LET (Wren Properties) plus L4WNS and a second sighting of M3CRY (A dyslexic cry for help ???) feature as today's numberplates. Instead straight onto Park Road, and past the Wok Inn, Barberian and Marvel Guitars before I turn right at Moss Park Community Gardens.

Then Beauty at Peaches & Cream, Hair Icon, Pickering Lodge Park and beyond Rose & Lily Spa Bar, turning onto Thorley Lane and Cheshire Dog Spa. The Timperley Wedge and, in the distance, Field Walk, scene of an attempted murder late last year. Fittingly the next landmark, after turning right, on Grove Lane is Kenneth Dewey Funeral Directors.....

Before that the mosque that is the AMA (Altrincham Muslim Association) Centre, itself the site of a stabbing in 2017 - but attempted murder was downgraded to wounding with intent at the the subsequent trial. Then we're here at Moss Lane, Honeybear Nursery and those allotments, apparently missing a coat....

Piped on to the pitch by the iconic Emerson, Lake & Palmer's 'Fanfare For The Common Man', Alty are in red and white with black shorts, Lynn in blue with a yellow and black diagonal stripe (sash?). The home custodian, Tony Thompson, is in all pink, the away stopper, Theo Richardson, in all yellow. Lynn are able to announce a full bench for the first time in several games, including assistant manager and non league legend, 50 year old Paul Bastock, as goalkeeper cover.

A minute's silence for the coronavirus anniversary, and my view at the J Davidson is now obstructed by an overflowing skip, resulting in five eighths vision and more timepiece shuffling between both gates. The Robins create the first chance, James Hardy showing impressive footwork to shimmy round two defenders before lifting his shot over the bar.

Shortly after a sliced Alty shot lands in a garden on The Chequers, and the steward tries once, twice, three times (a gatey??) to open the gates and retrieve the ball - unsuccessfully. Whilst this jammed gates farce is playing out, the ball sits up nicely for Lynn's Simeon Jackson on 14 minutes and his volley smacks the bar before going over - Thompson motionless.

Within a minute the Robins lead as Ryan Colclough's corner is nodded in by an unchallenged Josh Hancock at the near post. Colclough brings a save out of Richardson soon after.

Jordan Richards forces a splendid fingertip save from Thompson ten minutes before the break, and Sonny Carey drives just wide with a minute left. So it's 1-0 at the interval in an entertaining half that also saw three goals correctly disallowed - two for Lynn, one for Alty. Half time also prompts a conversation with the steward, he of jammed gates, who informs me of a better vantage point involving a missing breeze block on the opposite side - to be investigated....

Five minutes into the second period it's deja vu as Jackson belts another screamer that hits the bar and bounces out, Thompson again motionless. Seven minutes afterwards Hancock's excellent, but slightly deflected, free kick doubles Altrincham's advantage.

Two minutes later and it's game over with the goal of the game; Hardy again showing nifty close control, slaloming down the wing and eventually scoring through Richardson's legs. Richardson prevents a fourth Alty goal, superbly fingertipping aside a Joe Piggott effort.

Thereafter the Robins are content to let Lynn push forward, but the Linnets' only meaningful chance is a disappointing Jordan Davies header, as the match finishes 3-0 to Altrincham.

'Behind Closed Doors' - From The Other Side: Cardinals' Sin - Man up, Goal Down....

And so, seemingly deprived later this month of an Avian derby as the Linnets of King's Lynn 'draw down the shutters' (a decision temporarily reversed), it's off to a National League game at the J Davidson Stadium between the Robins of Altrincham and Woking FC.

Altrincham FC was established by a Sunday School around 1891 as Rigby Memorial Club. They soon merged with another local team, Grapplers, forming Broadheath Football Club, and becoming a founder member of the Manchester League, where they finished bottom of the table in their inaugural campaign.

After playing at various grounds in Broadheath, Timperley and Altrincham, the club moved to Pollitt's Field in 1903, at which point they changed their name to Altrincham FC. Success winning the Cheshire Amateur Cup in their first season under their new name was followed with both the Manchester League and the Cheshire Senior Cup the following term. They won the Manchester League again in 1907, and moved to the current Moss Lane ground in 1910.

In 1911 the club joined Division Two of the Lancashire Combination, finishing as runners-up in their first season and earning promotion to Division One, where they remained until World War I. When football resumed in 1919, the club was a founder member of the Cheshire County League, staying there until the outbreak of World War II.

After missing out on the 1945/46 season, the Robins rejoined the Cheshire County League in 1946, but achieved little success until the 1960s, when Altrincham director Noel White hired Freddie Pye as manager. A key turning point was the signing of Jackie Swindells in 1965, who in his first full season scored 82 goals, helping Altrincham to the first of back-to-back Cheshire County League titles. After finishing as runners-up in 1968, Altrincham became a founder member of the Northern Premier League in 1968.

The Robins got to the semi-finals of the FA Trophy in 1977 but the following season went one better, reaching the final at Wembley, where they beat Leatherhead 3-1. After a series of failed applications for election to the Football League, Altrincham FC became a founder member of the Alliance Premier League (which became the Conference and is now the National League) - and the league's debut season saw them crowned as champions.

In the subsequent elections to the Football League, the club missed out by a single vote, receiving 25 to Rochdale's 26; particularly galling as the club had been promised the votes of Grimsby Town and Luton Town, but the Grimsby representative was prevented from voting by 'being in the wrong part of the meeting room', whilst the Luton representative arrived too late after a mix-up over the start time. Never again would they come so close....

Altrincham retained the APL title the following year, but again failed in the Football League elections. Another FA Trophy final appearance featured in 1982, this time losing 1–0 to Enfield. All the while the Robins were gaining a history of giant-killing in the FA Cup, reaching the third round of the FA Cup in four consecutive seasons between 1978–79 and 1981–82, holding a better record in the competition than any club playing in the Third or Fourth divisions during this period. To date the club has recorded seventeen victories against Football League clubs - the highlight a 2-1 victory against top flight Birmingham City at St Andrews in 1986. 

A second Trophy success - 1-0 against Runcorn - was also delivered in 1985. The halcyon days of my youth, with Jeff Johnson, John Rogers, Mal Bailey, Johnny King, Stan Allan, John Owens and Peter Eales, under the tutelage of Tony Sanders still bring back fond memories....

Mid table mediocrity prevailed thereafter until bottom place in 1997 saw relegation to the Northern Premier League in 1997; two seasons later promotion as champions heralded a single season return to the Conference..

A twelfth-place finish in 2003/04 allowed the Robins to qualify for the newly formed Conference North, and, finishing fifth, won promotion via the North/South final against Eastbourne Borough at the Britannia Stadium. Three consecutive reprieves from 2006 followed - bottom after an 18 point deduction for playing an ineligible player but saved by Canvey Island's resignation and Scarborough's expulsion, then spared by Boston United's demotion and, finally in 2008 the liquidation of Halifax preserved Alty's top flight status.

Ricky Ponting became a shareholder in the club in 2009 as the Robins were relegated to the Conference North at the end of the 2010/11 season. This was reversed in 2014 with a 2-1 play off final victory, in extra time, against Guiseley in front of a crowd of 4,632.

Sadly, in 2015/16 Alty were relegated to the renamed National League North, and in the subsequent season finished bottom, leading to a second successive relegation to the Premier Division of the Northern Premier League. But the 2017/18 term saw the club win the Northern Premier League title, and after one failed play off sortie, earned promotion via the play offs back to the National League last summer.

 After a bright start, five straight league defeats has prompted three loan signings - Montel Gibson, Yoann Zouma and Reagan Ogle, who all start tonight, with the Robins now placed eleventh.

The visitors, Woking FC, from Kingfield aka the Laithwaite Community Stadium, were formed in 1887 (not 1889 as was recently discovered - a new badge will reflect the correct date of inception), and joined the West Surrey League in 1895.

In 1911 the Cardinals (almost always shortened to The Cards) entered the Isthmian League and stayed in the top division for 72 years. 1958 saw the club win the last ever televised FA Amateur Cup against Ilford 3-0 in front of 71,000.

But by 1983 the Cards were falling, and relegations that year and in 1985 saw the club drop to the Isthmian Division Two South. Cue the Geoff Chapple managerial era as fortunes improved...

Promotions in the 1986/87 and 1989/90 seasons took Woking back to the Isthmian's top tier. In 1991 Woking reached the 4th round of the FA Cup, famously beating West Bromwich Albion 4-2 at The Hawthorns, courtesy of a Tim Buzaglo hat trick, before narrowly exiting 1-0 at Goodison Park to Everton.

The following season Woking played their Cards right, earning promotion to the Conference as Isthmian League champions. Thereafter the team won the FA Trophy three times in four years - 1994 (Runcorn 2-1), 1995 (Kidderminster Harriers 2-1) and 1997 (Dagenham & Redbridge 1-0), with Chapple leaving for Kingstonian after the third triumph.

2006 saw another FA Trophy final appearance, but defeat this time against Grays Athletic, and in 2009 Woking were relegated to the Blue Square South. In January 2011 Garry Hill was appointed as manager and steered the Cards to top of the pack, champions, promoted to the Conference the following year.

In May 2017 Hill left the club amidst much acrimony and the Cards dealt down; relegated on the final day of the season amongst managerial turmoil. A return to the National League followed in 2019, beating Welling 1-0 in the Southern play off final.

The club is now entering a brave new era, under fresh American investors John Katz and Drew Volpe, switching to full time status and aiming for promotion to the EFL. That has not been translated on to the pitch, with a poor run leaving the Cards face down in 18th, seven points behind the Robins but with five games in hand, albeit having reached the Trophy semi finals last weekend, beating league leaders Torquay United 1-0.

So a short journey, stepladders in the car just in case (!!), and then past Woodcote Wildlife Area and on to Manchester Road, where I'm greeted by the fire damaged, shuttered Railway pub and The Arches & Quay House business park - home of, amongst others, Twister Interiors, Healthy Mutts Dog Treats and Broadheath Central FC.

 

An eventful journey nonetheless with a DogsnDivas van, then a versatile builder offering 'Bricks & Mortar, Pipes & Water', then Fat Bob The Locksmith (yes, seriously !!), and featuring numberplates B16 LET (property rentals) and M155 YAK (conjuring up any number of images)....

 

Left by The Old Packet House and beyond the old canalside mill and boot polish works (Radium House) that hosts the Stubborn Mule Brewery, it's down to the roundabout at the end of Navigation Road. Crossing over the road at the Jehovah's Witnesses and its Kingdom Hall, familiar territory awaits in Woodlands Parkway. Then Oakfield Street, with Oakfield Chambers offering Psychological Services and via a muddy cut through by Timperley Brook which brings me to Moss Lane.

 

A bright day has turned to a very chilly night and behind closed doors my vantage point is the Chequers End, the former nightclub now redeveloped as townhouses. On the right the uncovered Carole and Fred Nash Terrace, and opposite a raised covered terraced stand featuring the Flaggers' flagstones, overshadowed by the gasometer. At the far end is the Golf Road terrace, evoking memories of 'Zigger Zagger, Zigger Zagger, Altrincham !!', and on my left is the new Community Sports Hall, the Footy Accumulators main grandstand and the sponsors' lounge.

 

Three points of vision - either side of the gateposts and hinge openings, and a wooden knothole in the gates themselves ('one I prepared earlier' (not!!)), providing seven eighths pitch coverage. Amidst a plethora of joggers and dogwalkers a handful stop to watch the action, but for a couple of minutes only, with one seemingly wearing a coat robbed from a nearby allotment. This aside from the final interloper who takes in the final four minutes (and four minutes stoppage time) - and who is astonished that I have lasted the duration from warm up to the death ('You need to get out a bit more' 'Don't we all ?'). As the minutes pass by I am conscious of resembling a timepiece figurine, shuffling between the three vantage points, dancing and disappearing as the clock strikes the (quarter) hour....or minute in my case ☺

Altrincham are in red and white with black shorts, Woking in yellow and black with a tannoy announcement that face masks are mandatory in the main stand but curiously nowhere else.... The match is preceded by a presentation for Robins' captain Jake Moult on the occasion of his 400th Alty appearance, but the Cards start sharper with Jamar Loza pirouetting on 12 minutes and just shooting wide.

 

Moult then has a goal disallowed on 21 for offside/ handball, before Ryan Colclough's well struck effort seven minutes after is expertly parried by Woking's keeper and captain Craig Ross. Then ten minutes before the break a sloppy back pass results in the Robins' Tom Hannigan bringing down Jayden Wareham, and, as last man, an inevitable red card means Altrincham go down to ten.

 

Surprisingly Alty are the more enterprising side in the second period despite their man disadvantage; Colclough has an effort deflected and it loops under the bar with Ross palming it over on 55. A shocking miss from Woking sub Jonte Smith, through on goal, ten minutes after proves pivotal....

 

On 69 minutes Robins' sub Tom Peers marauds down the right wing on a swift counterattack and squares for Matty Kosylo to finish sumptuously in the bottom left hand corner and Alty lead 1-0. A shame it's witnessed by a (non paying) audience of one...

 

Thereafter a magnificent rearguard action, with Moult immense, prevents Woking from creating anything other than hopeful long shots, despite the introduction of ex Premier League star Matt Jarvis. Indeed the Robins should have put the game to bed but Peers, fed by Joel Senior, finishes disappointingly.

 

Finally the Cards' 1-4-5 formation fashions a chance deep into stoppage time, but Tony Thompson produces a remarkable double reflex save to preserve Alty's three points.

 

So 1-0 to the home side at the finish, as the Cards' aces are trumped by the reliant Robins ☺ 'Zigger Zagger, Zigger Zagger, Moultrincham' anyone... ??

El Calendario ? Tiers Are Not Enough... Instead A Gregorian Chant Of 'Eleven Minutes of Madness'

And so the initial plan was to report on the Calendar Derby, aka El Calendario, between Manchester Gregorians and Stockport Georgians. Sadly Tier 4 means that will be a way off yet, so Christmas Bank Holiday Monday's clash between Gregs and Royton Town hopefully suffices...

The present Manchester Gregorians FC was formed by ex pupils of St Gregory's Roman Catholic High School in Ardwick Green in 1959. That said, it was preceded by an Old Gregorians side in the 1940s and 1950s. The club took on the Old Gregorians name, later becoming just Gregorians and adding the Manchester prefix in 2009.

Gregs started out in the Manchester Junior Catholic League, before switching after three seasons to the Lancashire Amateur League. After winning many honours the club moved to the Manchester League for the 2005/06 season, and won the Premier Division in 2009 and 2011.

Largely mid table finishes have featured thereafter, although Gregs were next to bottom at the point of last season's abandonment... This time the side sit sixth with three wins, two draws and three defeats.

Royton Town FC was established as the Stott Benham works side in the Rochdale Alliance League, the company incorporated in 1870 and latterly taken over by Thorn EMI and Electrolux. Changing their name to Royton Town FC in 1985, the team remained unbeaten for two and a half seasons, progressing to the Lancashire Amateur League in 1994.

The club, based at Oldham Academy North on Broadway, moved to the Manchester Football League in 1999 and was swiftly promoted to the Premier League in 2002, where they have remained since. Champions in 2004, and runners up in 2016, Town sit 11th after a heartbreaking 4-3 defeat at Stockport Georgians last time, finishing one place above Gregs at null and voidance last season.

And so, amidst an appropriately seasonal snowy backdrop, it's past Arthur's Tree in De Quincey Park, Siddall's Bridge, numberplates SHA40W and AWO4KEN and onto Washway Road and Utopia in Sale - sorry but Sale Town Centre doesn't conjure up images of utopia for me, but each to their own.... Then Crossford Bridge, the M60, today's stand out plate KO52 JAB, a minibus owned by West Wythenshawe Boxing Club, 'Extinction Rebellion Revolution' graffiti, that iconic pyramid still to let, Red Rock, Ark Mill (aka Welkin Mill), before I depart at Denton Rock.

Then the A57, into Gorton, past Wembley Restaurant, curiously advertising African & European Foods, and Mickey Gambinos before turning into Kirkmanshulme Lane. Beyond the now abandoned greyhound stadium to the National Speedway Museum and the shiny new Belle Vue Arena, home of the National Basketball Performance Centre and the Belle Vue Aces, 6,000 capacity, with its as yet unchristened 1,800 seater grandstand.

Walking across the speedway track enclosing an astrotrurf pitch with a myriad of different pitch markings, Gregs are on another all-weather pitch at the top of the complex - 6,000 far too much for a crowd of about 60, one side open for spectators only, with a healthy and knowledgeable away support, comprising at least 50% of the attendance, 'our oldest player is 26'. Gregs in two-tone dark red, Royton in yellow and green, more like lemon and lime, the officials in training ground gear, a nod to the icy weather, which really shouldn't have bothered... 

A combative first half, which a youthful Royton shade, then fade, then shade again - but goalless, and not one to linger in the memory, as we reach a five-minute interval. All is about to change...
Three minutes into the second period the outstanding Ethan Sutcliffe delivers an exquisite cross and Travis Martin's diving header puts Town one up - he is injured in the process and substituted shortly after.

Next an altercation on the near touchline, with Royton's Will Morgan's attempted knee to his opponent's head judged to be violent conduct, notwithstanding the overdramatic reaction... Red card, suspension, and a £40 fine apparently (it's £12 for a yellow...).
Gregs subsequently win a free kick 25 yards out, and Abdi Addow aims and scores, over the wall, gloriously, into the top corner. Moments later Josh Ripley heads in from a cross to put Gregs 2-1 up, and the game is transformed.

Then the levelling up; a hack on the far side results in Gregs' Simon Wilkinson being dismissed and we're 10 aside. More levelling up as Liam Wood gets on the end of the ensuing free-kick to make it 2-2.
With their next move Wood swivels and volleys home into the bottom corner: 3-2 to Royton and an 11 minute outrageous period of football has produced 5 goals and two red cards !!
Unsurprisingly the rest of the half can't live up to those 11 minutes. Wood goes close to claiming a hat trick, but the best chance falls to Gregs' Will Reynolds. A rebound, time, space and the bulk of the goal to aim at - and he shoots unerringly through the sticks of the rugby posts behind the goal. A poor conversion and Gregs, ultimately, pay the penalty with defeat...