Villagers Soar As Eagles Have Their Wings Clipped - Eccy Thumped !!

And so to Mossie Park, and a village more renowned for its motorway service station than its football team - Charnock Richard. The visitors from the Adverc Stadium at Pershall Park, are 'The Eagles' of Eccleshall FC - 'We Play For The Badge & The Oat Cakes - We Are Eccy !!!' for today's North West Counties Division One fixture.

In 1933 the Chorley Sunday League became the Chorley Alliance League and a Charnock Richard village team was entered, competing until the outbreak of the Second World War. The club was reformed at the end of the War, winning the league title in 1947/48 but then ran into difficulties and closed down at the end of the following season.

 

The present club was reborn in 1955, playing in the Chorley Alliance League then the Preston & District League, with a brief flirtation with the Bolton Combination. In 1993 the Villagers joined the West Lancashire League and after winning the Premier Championship seven times, including four consecutive seasons from 2012 to 2015, moved up to the North West Counties this summer.

Eccleshall Town FC was established in 1908 but the most successful local team of that era was Eccleshall Comrades, set up in 1918. The Comrades' most famous player was the FA Cup Final scorer and winner (for Wolves), and England amateur and full international, The Reverend KRG Hunt. The club also featured in a curious incident when Stone Christ Church were defeated 5-0. The game ended 10 minutes early when first one ball burst, then another and there were no more available.......

 

Both clubs became defunct and the current club was founded in 1971 as Eccleshall Town Old Boys, the team made up of locals and staff from Eccleshall Secondary School, where they played their home games.

 

The Eagles joined the Staffordshire County League (North) in 1979, moved to Pershall Park in 1982 and ascended to the Staffordshire Senior League - now the Springbank Vending Midland League - in 1984. As Eccleshall FC championships were won in 1990 and then consecutively in 2001/02 and 2002/03. With work complete on the stadium the club moved up to the North West Counties Football League in 2003, but several seasons of inconsistency have followed, and last term's 16th place finish owed much to the ineptitude of the two clubs below them - Atherton Laburnum Rovers and Whitchurch Alport.

So on a bright October afternoon it's onto Washway Road, past a white van seemingly held together by gaffer tape and drawing up at the lights where Maidments are ludicrously championing themselves as 'Serious Crime Solicitors'; amusingly there is a To Let sign above the office.

 

Phil Novak and the Rat Pack are on at Garvey's, and then it's just another gridlock day at the Trafford Centre and Barton Bridge. Onto the M61 and that 'Incontinence Supplies At Internet Prices' sign and then off at Botany Bay. Through Euxton and into Charnock Richard, with Mossie Park down Charter Lane, just beyond Bevonair Hair Salon and Dignity Wigs, and just before you reach the village centre.

 

The ground is on the opposite side of Charter Lane to the old Mossie Close ground where the club were based from 1968, after playing elsewhere in the village. £4 in at the gate but you can watch the game for free from the car park....

 

Immediately inside is the entrance to the changing rooms, then the refreshment bar and, curiously, a converted garage. The small main covered seated stand is situated midway down the popular side, with a walkway and barriers that appear to be made from roller shutters surrounding the pitch. Two sides are tree lined and the far side is adjoined by the village cricket pitch.

The Villagers are in white and green (club colours have always contained green since the 1955 reformation) and the Eagles, who can only name two substitutes to the home side's five, are in change all red. One linesman has a paunch whilst the other is just plain obese, and they are joined by (we soon discover) a cantankerous referee.

 

The visitors' tactics of one up front, flood the midfield, contain and frustrate works well for the first three minutes. Then Spencer Bibby's cross finds an unmarked Carl Grimshaw and he sidefoots home. With second playing next to bottom the home crowd awaits a lorry load of goals, but surprisingly the Eagles swoop to equalise on ten minutes - some shambolic defending allowing Tom Wakefield the freedom of Mossie Park and he dinks over the keeper to level.

 

The rest of the half sees the Villagers in the ascendancy with the vast majority of possession, plenty of passing but unconvincing in the final third. Nonetheless they come close three times - Ollie Evans' horror air shot, Bibby's fierce strike well saved by the Eagles' stopper Stuart Robertson, and a deflected shot that just swirls wide.

 

The second period sees Charnock Richard, laboriously, dominate proceedings and the Eagles offer no attacking threat whatsoever, giving some respite to the heavily perspiring fat assistant referee. Grimshaw blazes over when he should have done much better, Robertson makes two fine saves, two shots are cleared off the line and two strong penalty shouts are waved away.

 

Finally, at the midpoint of the half, Robertson's goal is breached - a glorious scissor kick executed by Mark Adams from a cushioned header back, and a piece of skill quite out of keeping with the overall quality of the game.

 

With just under a quarter of an hour left the ball is played into Grimshaw, who appears to be crowded out by three defenders. To a plaintive cry from the crowd 'Don't shoot Carl, you'll never score from there', he rockets the ball home, via a stanchion, from a seemingly impossible angle.......

 

The 3-1 win takes the Villagers top, and leaves the Eagles flying low in 21st with 5 points from 13 games.

Nomads' Home Run Continues As They Strike Old Gold...

And so, because of a family wedding (cheers Lindsey and Pete !), to Sunday football and a trip just over the border to the Deeside Stadium for a Welsh Premier League game between Connah's Quay Nomads and Carmarthen Town.

Before the Nomads, Connah's Quay FC was founded in 1890 and disbanded after a second Welsh Cup final loss in 1911. Connah's Quay & Shotton was then formed in 1920 and beat Cardiff, featuring several players in the team that beat Arsenal in the 1927 FA Cup Final, in the 1929 Welsh Cup Final. Six months later the club went bust....

 

The existing club was formed in July 1946 as Connah's Quay Juniors, and a senior team was formed and joined the Flintshire League in 1948. Prior to the 1952/53 season the club's suffix changed to Nomads; the Nomads joined the Welsh League (North) and, despite returning to local leagues for 7 years, rejoined it in 1966. In 1974 the club joined the newly formed Clwyd League and, following 3 successful seasons in the Welsh Alliance, became founder members of the Cymru Alliance in 1990 then the League of Wales two seasons later.

 

The Nomads, an odd name for a club that had spent 51 seasons at the Halfway Ground, moved after a season of groundsharing at Rhyl to its current home, the Deeside Stadium in 1998. After bereavements and retirements the club was taken over by gap personnel in June 2008 to become gap Connah's Quay Nomads.

 

2010 saw the club narrowly miss out on the cut off for the Super 12 League - thus the club began the 2010/11 season in the Cymru Alliance which they won the following season but were deprived of promotion after failing to gain a domestic license. Notwithstanding this setback the Nomads were again crowned Cymru Alliance champions in 2013 and this time the ascent to the Welsh Premier League was granted.

 

Last season saw the Nomads qualify for the Europa League - and a giant-killing as the club beat Norwegian team Stabaek over two legs before bowing out to Vojvodina from Serbia.

The first attempt to form a Carmarthen Town team came in 1920 through Jack Harding, a Geordie who settled in the town, but it lasted only three years. Harding went on to play for the St Peter's and Quay Rovers clubs, both of which folded in 1939.

 

Undaunted he founded a Carmarthen Athletic team after the Second World War, but the players were not fully committed. Indeed one match was called off as most of the side were engaged in bell ringing on a Saturday.....

 

Finally he established Carmarthen Town FC in 1950 at Penllwyn Park, moving to the newly created (and current home) Richmond Park in 1952. Election to the Welsh League followed in 1953, with thereafter intermittent promotion and relegation.

 

1976 saw the 'Old Gold' nearly fold and it was the disbanded reserve team's committee that came to the fore and took over the running of the club. Twenty years later the Welsh League Championship was won and the Old Gold were into the League of Wales.

 

Subsequent years produced a Welsh Cup win in 2006/07, and European football via first the Intertoto and then UEFA Cups. These included matches against AIK Solna, FC Kobenhavn and most recently SK Brann of Norway - with Carmarthen (narrowly !) losing 3-14 on aggregate..... The Welsh Premier League restructure in 2010 saw Old Gold just scrape into the top 12.

So it's past the fire ravaged Bayer building no more - torn down for a new housing development - then the Bridgewater Retail Park, currently occupied by all of two stores, and no surprise that the chumps who ran Champz Bar have seen it fail. Then, in radiant sunshine, to the M56 before it becomes the A494.

 

Off at the A548 and into Deeside Enterprise Park, with its massive solar farm and signs warning of 'Steam Clouds'. Then over the magnificent cable-stayed Flintshire Bridge (no Oresund but impressive nonetheless !), past the gas fired Connah's Quay Power Station to the Deeside.

Parking is alongside the stadium at Coleg Cambria which also houses Toy Box Day Nursery and the North Wales Indoor Athletics Centre. £7 in - still great value for top flight Welsh football - sees one side with the main covered grandstand and a flat standing area in front. Opposite is the press box and dug outs, with the Sir Gawain and the Green Knight pub behind.

 

Both ends are open circling the athletics track that surrounds the pitch with the Flintshire Bridge backdropping the near end. There's also a covered disabled area, with one wooden bench, in the corner and, strangely, a children's play area contributed by Forest School.

I don't profess to understand how this season's Welsh Premier League fixtures have been compiled but it's definitely, er, unusual.... Bangor City started the season with 5 straight home league games then 4 away, The New Saints played Bala home and away in four days and today's Nomads game is the fourth of six consecutive home league fixtures followed by five away - bonkers !!

 

The teams enter the fray to the sound of AC DC's Hell's Bells, with the Nomads in red with white trim, and Carmarthen in old gold and blue. Lee Idzi, the Carmarthen keeper, wears all white with one red and one green sleeve - a strip more appropriate to a Tour de France rider than a goalkeeper....

 

From the start it's end to end - Nomads' John Disney heads just wide from Nathan Woolfe's cross, whilst Old Gold's Liam Thomas breaks free and forces an excellent save from home custodian John Danby. Les Davies' free towering header drifts just past the post, Disney has one cleared off the line and Matty Williams hesitates in a one in one allowing Idzi to parry, as the Nomads dominate without troubling the scorers.

The second half sees Williams and Thomas both go close for their respective sides before a double substitution for the home side has an immediate impact as Nomads’ Nick Rushton nips in front of Idzi to head home a Woolfe centre.

The match threatens to boil over with increasingly physical challenges before Old Gold’s captain Lee Surman is sent off for a reckless challenge on Davies. Old Gold bring on target man Mark Jones and he provides an aerial threat to the makeshift home centre back pairing. His presence produces the away side’s best opportunity with Danby flapping at a cross and Ceri Morgan shooting miserably over. Nomads’ manager Andy Morrison’s vehement exhortations serve only to confuse his players and the match splutters to its conclusion and a 1-0 home victory.

Heys Gunned Down As Bullets Finally Fire

And so to Adie Moran Park, the home of Prestwich Heys, for the visit of the only unbeaten team in the league, Alsager Town, in a North West Counties Division One fixture.

 

The home club's origins can be traced to February 9th 1938 when a meeting was called at the Music Room of the Heys Road Boys School with the idea of forming an Old Boys Association - the football arm becoming Heys Old Boys AFC. The Heys gradually progressed through the Bury Amateur League and South East Lancashire League, changing their name to Prestwich Heys AFC in 1964. The team joined the Lancashire Combination for the 1968/69 season.

 

Thousands flocked to see the Heys play in the FA Amateur Cup, with the victory over Sutton United in 1969 attracting nationwide coverage, coming a week before their opponents were due to meet Leeds United in the FA Cup. Truly the Heys' heyday !!

 

The club became a founder member of the North West Counties League in 1982 but were demoted to the Manchester League in 1986 due to ground grading issues. Under manager Adie Moran the Heys were champions for three successive seasons between 2005 and 2007. Tragically Moran was killed in a swimming accident in Sri Lanka at the age of 43 in June 2007 which left the club reeling.

After relegation battles, the club renamed the ground in honour of Moran and last season won the Manchester League Premier Division - thereby returning to the North West Counties Football League this summer after a 30 year absence.

Alsager Town are known as The Bullets, after the former Royal Ordnance Factory (now BAE Systems) in the nearby hamlet of Radway Green which produced small arms ammunition for the British armed forces. The club was formed in 1965 as Alsager FC from the merger of Alsager Institute and Alsager United, with the current Wood Park ground acquired in 1967.

 

The Bullets' 51 year journey has incorporated four name changes - 1973 Alsager Town, 1986 Alsager United, back to Alsager FC in 1988 and then to Town again in 2001. Initially starting in the Crewe League, the club joined the Mid Cheshire League for the start of the 1971/2 season and stayed there until being forced out of business in 1988 due to a lack of funds and poor support.

 

The club reformed after a season's absence in 1989 and started again in the Crewe League, then the Mid Cheshire, before spending one season in the Springbank Vending Midland League and then achieving promotion to the North West Counties Football League in 1999. Further success took the club to the Northern Premier Division 1 in 2006 and then Division 1 South for a season, until the Bullets were forcibly relegated for failing FA ground grading requirements.

 

The last six seasons all involved relegation dogfights, with the 2011/12 season preceded by a catastrophic fire at the ground which meant that the club were forced to play all games away until November. Last season started in similar vein - 5 points from 17 games, bottom of the table and a change of manager. An almost Lazarus like recovery ultimately ended in relegation on the final day.

Onto Washway Road, past Sunsation Tanning Centre I notice the 12 foot giraffe (and baby) have gone walkabout and Elvis is still threatening a comeback... Then an empty M60 with a sign proudly proclaiming '17 miles of roadworks'.

 

Normal service is resumed on Barton Bridge - gridlock caused by rubbernecking. An accident on the opposite carriageway necessitating 3 ambulances, 3 police vehicles and 3 recovery trucks, with the tailback stretching to four junctions.

 

Then it's off at junction 17 and into Besses O' Th' Barn, down Thatch Leach Lane where the local youths are doing kamikaze wheelies and onto Sandgate Road to the old Grimshaw, now Adie Moran, Park. Ample parking and £4 in reveals a small covered area to my right in the shade, and a treatment room, office, changing rooms and club bar to my left. Two sides of the ground are backed by housing, another by the M60 and electricity pylons and the final one by trees - apparently with security patrols !

 

A single railing and walkway surrounds the pitch, and the only seating is for those in the know - 16 elderly patio chairs !! Oh and a sign 'If you are the last one out, please lock the main car park gates'.....

 

Heys are in red shirts and white shorts, the Bullets in black and white stripes. The home keeper sports a strange navy and sky blue concoction, whilst his opposite number is wearing a rather dreadful yellow and black ensemble.

There is a minute's silence in memory of Daniel Wilkinson, the 24 year old Shaw Lane Aquaforce/Association player who died during the match at Brighouse last Monday. Then we are underway in glorious sunshine, the cloudless blue sky only punctuated by several aeroplane vapour trails.

 

The first half settles into one of Heys dominance, content to keep possession and make the Bullets work whilst waiting for the chances to come. And they do as Alsager frequently find themselves a man adrift at the back - Danny White's chip just over the bar and captain Jake Wood's header just wide from a corner representing their best opportunities.

 

Then just past the quarter hour a deflected shot loops up and Heys' Paul Tierney reacts fastest to get there first and head past that dreadful yellow and black number. Shortly after the mercurial Erike Sousa shoots wildly wide for the home side in a two on one.

 

With the Bullets misfiring, the half degenerates from one of craft and guile to more of graft and bile. Tetchiness, four bookings, some agricultural challenges and a referee who can't play advantage, ably abetted by two linesmen, one tubby and the other just plain old, hard of understanding regarding the offside rule.

 

At half time Heys lead and the Bullets look spent. To my left a 45 minute telephone conversation about 'her mother's health', to my right a discussion about japonicas - different......

 

The second period continues in similar vein despite a double substitution from the visitors - Heys enjoying the possession and the Bullets firing blanks. However the home side struggle to chisel out opportunities and their only real chance sees Tierney put through but his shot lacks placement and draws a routine save.

 

Then Heys have a real let off as substitute Mark Grice, all alone on the penalty spot, blazes well over the bar when it seemed easier to score. Straight down the other end Prestwich almost double their lead as a fine swivel and volley whistles just past the post.

 

This seems to be the trigger as the Bullets come out all guns blazing for the final twenty minutes. A double barrelled salvo from the visitors' captain and centre half, Paul Taylor, steals the points. First he heads powerfully into the top of the net from a corner, then a throw in is flicked on for him to head home the winner at the far post. The Bullets nearly rifle home a third at the death but their unbeaten start is preserved with the 2-1 victory.

Fish and Chipps Twice !!!

 And so, on a weekend of other insignificant derbies, to the one that really matters - The Fish Derby at, appropriately enough, the Anchor Ground. The Salmoners of AFC Darwen host the Pikes of Pickering Town in the Buildbase FA Vase First Qualifying Round.

Darwen FC was formed in 1870 and was a member of the Football League between 1891 and 1899. In their first season they were relegated from the First Division, finishing 14th of 14, and becoming founder members of the new Second Division. In 1893, after finishing 3rd, they were promoted via the test matches (the Victorian version of the play offs !!), but relegated the following season.

 

In their final season as a league club they set two unwanted Football League records that still stand - the most number of consecutive League defeats (18) and the most number of goals conceded by a club in a Football League season (141). The club nickname, 'The Salmoners', is a throwback to the salmon and pink shirts they wore at this time.

 

After leaving the Football League the club moved from Barley Bank to the Anchor Ground, and joined the Lancashire League, which they won in 1902. They then entered the Lancashire Combination, playing there for the next 70 years (apart from a World War 1 break) and winning it four times.

 

After their last championship in 1976 the Salmoners joined the Cheshire County League before becoming inaugural members of the North West Counties Football League in 1982. In 2003 Carlsberg Tetley tried to wind up the football club but liquidation was avoided.

 

However in April 2008 another winding up petition from Bee radio station was joined by Thwaites Brewery and ING, and in May 2009 Darwen FC was liquidated. That same month AFC Darwen was formed, playing in the West Lancashire League for one season, before being re-elected to the North West Counties for the 2010/11 season, and winning promotion to the top division two seasons ago.

Pickering Town FC, the visitors from Mill Lane with an ‘unusual’ badge, was formed in 1888, the same year the Football League was founded. The Pikes for many years competed in the local Scarborough and York Leagues, before stepping up to the Yorkshire League in 1972.

 

The club became founder members of the Northern Counties East League in 1982 when the Yorkshire and Midlands Central Leagues merged. The Pikes' best finish was as runners up in the Premier Division in 1992/93, losing out to Spennymoor United on goal difference.

 

1998/99 was a terrible season as, following a 1-11 walloping by Bedlington Terriers in the FA Cup, the Pikes were relegated. Promoted back in 2001 Pickering reached the FA Vase quarter finals in the 2005/06 season, losing out to eventual winners, the Dabbers of Nantwich Town.

So passing the 12 foot giraffe and baby sculpture, part of Sale Art Zoo, then Heart for Art (coming soon !) it appears Elvis is making a comeback..... at Garveys... To the M60, smart motorway and only 14 vehicles ran out of fuel in August, before I join the M61 - where I resist the urge to pull over for 'Incontinence Supplies at Internet Prices'......

 

Just beyond Botany Bay and then the M65 leading to the Devil's Road, the A666, which takes me into Darwen. Onto the Anchor Estate where the Anchor Ground is situated, surrounded by housing on two sides and the Crown Paints facility on the other two.

 

Inside the dressing rooms are in one corner, whilst the clubhouse and snack bar is again the smart Howarth Timber & Building Supplies Stand. The other three sides are uncovered terracing (No Standing On The Grass !) with only a railing protecting the pitch. There is the ubiquitous shipping container behind the goal at the Darwen End, which is overlooked by Darwen Hill and the impressive octagonal Jubilee Tower, from where you can view five counties and the Isle of Man on a clear day.

Before kick off we're treated to firecrackers and fighter jets flying past in formation. Darwen are in all red and the Pikes in change lime green. Within ten seconds the Salmoners are on the attack, and Nick Hepple's low shot to the corner forces a good save. Three minutes in the Pikes net, with Robert Chipps scuffing his shot past home keeper Danny Jackson, after some awful defending.

 

The game is stretched but chances are few and far between, and starts to become niggly as both sides have penalty claims turned down. Pikes' captain Nial Tilsley is forced into a change of footwear and spends the rest of the half wearing one blue and one black boot - wonder whether that will catch on ??

 

The second half sees Tilsley wearing two blue boots and a fairly mundane start until, after great work from Ged Dalton, Chipps scores with a wondrous finish into the top corner. The Salmoners take the game to the Pikes and almost immediately pull one back as Hepple, clearly offside, bursts through and scores at the second time of asking. This one of a series of baffling decisions from the referee and his assistants ('It's embarrassing').....

 

The comeback is almost complete when Hepple's acrobatic and thunderous volley hits the underside of the bar with twenty minutes to go. Sixty seconds later he is dismissed for a second yellow card for dissent.

 

The Pikes weigh Anchor and comfortably repel the Salmoners in the final twenty minutes. Ryan Blott has the opportunity to seal the victory with a couple of minutes remaining but, having rounded Jackson, hits the post and sees his follow up smuggled off the line. It is immaterial and the Pikes avoid extra time and go through as 2-1 winners.

No Magic From The Druids - A Match Already Consigned To Ancients History...

And so to The Rock for a Welsh Premier League match between last season's two promoted teams, Cefn Druids AFC and Cardiff Metropolitan University FC.

Cefn Druids, 'The Ancients', is the oldest football club in Wales. In 1872 Plasmadoc FC, founded three years earlier, became Druids (ancient mystic men of Celtic civilisation) when the various colliery and quarry teams around Ruabon and Cefn Mawr were brought together under one banner.

 

In 1876 the Druids entered the FA Cup - the first Welsh club to do so - and in 1877 contested the very first Welsh Cup game. The club won the Welsh Cup in three consecutive seasons between 1880 and 1882, and have won the competition 8 times in all.

 

The Ancients joined the first Welsh league in 1890, and in 1920 merged, first with Rhosymedre to be called Rhosymedre Druids, and then with Acrefair United in 1923 to become Druids United. Enthusiasm had waned by the 1980s as the Druids were being outstripped by local rivals Cefn Albion (established in 1967). Another merger in 1992 between these two clubs saw Cefn Druids AFC born, playing at Plaskynaston and adopting the white and black colours of the original Plasmadoc.

 

The club was rebranded as Flexsys Cefn Druids in 1998 and that season saw them crowned as champions of the Cymru Alliance earning promotion to the League of Wales. Subsequent sponsorship deals saw the club renamed NEWI Cefn Druids, after the North East Wales Institute of Higher Education, and then Elements Cefn Druids before reverting back to Cefn Druids in 2010.

 

The Ancients dropped down to the Cymru Alliance as the new 12 team Welsh Premier League was born in 2010 and moved from Plaskynaston, showing its age and now a supermarket, to The Rock. In 2012 the club were Welsh Cup runners up, reaching the final for the first time in 108 years, which brought a brief foray into Europa League football.

 

In 2014 Druids were promoted to the Welsh Premier League but lasted only one season before being relegated. Last season's Cymru Alliance champions Caernarfon Town were deprived of a Welsh Premier League license, as they officially did not exist as a legal entity having failed to file accounts in August 2015. In the ensuing fiasco runners up Cefn were promoted back to the Welsh Premier League.

The visitors, 'The Archers' of Cardiff Metropolitan University FC, were formed from a series of mergers and name changes.

 

It all started with Lake United renaming themselves AFC Cardiff in 1984. In 1990 the club was taken over by Sully FC to form Inter Cardiff FC, which became Inter CableTel AFC in 1996. This club represented Wales in the old UEFA Cup three times, including playing Celtic in the 1997/98 season.

 

In 2000 a merger with UWIC (University of Wales Institute, Cardiff) produced UWIC Inter Cardiff which became Cardiff Metropolitan University FC in 2012. The Archers, or unofficially known as The International, The Sheep (!) or The Div's (Car-DIFF), then won three promotions in four seasons to reach the Welsh Premier League.

Setting out, it's past the giant carved wooden eagle at the dental practice on Manchester Road and then through Altrincham town centre with its £16,000 4 metre monolith aka vanity project that tells us Altrincham has been a market town since 1290, complete with spelling mistake.....

 

Then on to the M56 with Bank Holiday and Creamfields traffic before a becalmed Stanlow refinery - the wind turbines seem to have multiplied but still aren't working ! ! Skirting the Welsh border, I pull off into the village of Rhosymedre and drive up to The Rock, standing imperiously above the village, and it's closed.... A quick peek through the locked gates reveals a pitch that looks like rubble - the Druids' new synthetic pitch has yet to be laid down.

So it's nine miles down the A5, avoiding the flat bed truck carrying a tractor and towing a caravan which is causing chaos !! Over the Llangollen Canal, past Artillery Business Park and down Burma Road to The Venue at Park Hall, home of The New Saints. Disappointingly the former Grandad's Cafe advertising 'Ugly Staff, Beautiful Food' is now just Cafe L

 

The Venue at Park Hall, just outside Oswestry is a ten pin bowling and gym complex with a hospitality suite that leads through to a large balcony and seats overlooking the half way line. Next to it is a poor neighbour stand that covers the rest of the touchline, but the Black Hawk Laser Games behind it looks enticing....

 

At the far end is another stand that begins at the corner flag, continues behind the goal and then stops rather abruptly at the 18 yard line. Bizarrely, opposite the main stand, there is a further narrow mini grandstand that houses the press box on the second tier, the subs' benches on the first tier and the technical area on the ground and, er, that's it. The rest of the ground is flanked by trees - we are in the countryside after all !

 

The Ancients are in black and white stripes, their keeper in electric orange. The visitors, managed by Professor Robyn Jones, are in all maroon with a seagull on their badge, a throwback to the Sully connection - their nickname was 'The Seagulls'.

 

The first half is frankly a disappointment - and that's an understatement. The Druids' Aaron Bowen has the best chance, set free but with a slight tug from Met's captain Bradley Woolridge, shoots wastefully wide. Debutant Ashley Ruane has a shot deflected wide for the home side, whilst Cardiff, despite the promptings and pace of Charlie Corsby and Eliot Evans, barely create a half chance. And so 'After a goalless first half, the half time score is nil-nil' (courtesy Brian Moore).

 

The second half is marginally less frustrating. Ruane draws a good save from Met keeper Will Fuller and then substitute Adam Roscrow enters the fray for the Archers - which means the away side's 11 players on the pitch are wearing numbers 1 to 11.

 

The visitors show why they have yet to score this season as, having carved out the best opportunity of the game, a goalmouth scramble sees three powderpuff efforts cleared off the line with the goal gaping. Ben Bowler's 35 yard effort is tipped over as Cardiff look the more likely, with Druids only mustering a wild swipe over the bar in response. Ultimately though the game fizzles out having never really caught light and the match finishes goalless.

 

Very much a case of little ado about nothing nothing...... J

 

Less than 24 hours later The New Saints hosted Rhyl – the final result a 10-0 home victory……..

Admirals Sunk As Nelson Meet Their Trafalgar...

And so to the magic of the FA Cup, and fittingly to Little Wembley, otherwise known as Victoria Park, the home of Nelson FC. The Admirals (it couldn't be anything else !!) welcome the Bishops, Bishop Auckland FC, in the FA Cup Preliminary Round.

Nelson FC was founded in 1881, joining the Lancashire League in 1889 and becoming champions in 1896. The club folded during the 1898/99 season and was expelled by the Lancashire FA. Having rejoined the League in 1900, the club again closed down in 1916 with bailiffs called in.

 

Having reformed in 1918 and entered the Central League, the Admirals became founder members of the Football League Division 3 North in 1921. Promotion to Division 2 followed in 1923, and the side embarked on a Spanish preseason tour which saw them beat Real Madrid 4-2 !

 

Sadly the club was relegated after only one season, and against a backdrop of struggling form, falling attendances and growing debt (even a fund raising carnival lost £20 !) the team finished bottom of the League in 1931. They failed to win re-election and were replaced by Chester City. Having dropped into the Lancashire Combination the Admirals folded once more in August 1936 due to crippling debts.

 

Hastily reformed as Nelson Town the new club entered the local Nelson & Colne League in which they played up to the start of World War II. After a further reformation in 1946 and rejoining the Lancashire Combination, the Admirals were crowned champions in 1950 and again in 1952, the latter under the stewardship of Joe Fagan, who went on to manage Liverpool.

 

In 1971 the football club moved from its Seedhill base, home since 1905 and which also hosted the Nelson Admirals speedway team, to Victoria Park. Seedhill became a stock car racing venue, but was all but demolished when the M65 was built.

 

Nelson FC became a founder member of the North West Counties Football League in 1982 but was evicted in 1988 due to ground grading requirement failures. A four year sojourn in the West Lancashire League ended with readmittance to the NWCFL as Victoria Park, or Little Wembley as the locals christened it, was upgraded. The Admirals resigned from the league in 2010 but after a 12 month 'sabbatical' returned and were promoted to the Premier Division in 2014.

For Bishop Auckland it all started when theological students from Oxford and Cambridge Universities, whilst studying at Auckland Castle (the home of the Bishop of Durham in Bishop Auckland) formed a team known as Bishop Auckland Church Institute in 1882.

 

A later dispute caused a breakaway team to be formed - Auckland Town - in 1886/87. It was from this upheaval that Bishop Auckland FC was born. The club chose the light and dark blue colours of the original Church Institute, representing the colours of Oxbridge - and giving rise to their alternative nickname 'The Two Blues'.

 

Auckland Town was a founder member of the Northern League in 1889 but left after one season, returning in 1893 as Bishop Auckland. Between 1893 and 1988 the Bishops won the league championship a record 19 times and reached the old FA Amateur Cup 18 times, winning the Cup on 10 occasions. There was a famous double in 1938/39 with future Liverpool player and manager Bob Paisley playing at right back in the team. When the FA Amateur Cup competition ceased in 1974 the club was presented with a replica of the trophy in recognition of its outstanding record.

 

The Bishops entered the Northern Premier League in 1988, staying for 18 seasons, before reverting back to the Northern League. This was mainly due to ground issues, as the team moved from its spiritual home at Kingsway, and following groundshares at Shildon, Spennymoor and West Auckland, moved to the purpose built Heritage Park in October 2010 thus befitting the club motto 'Tempori Parendum' (One must move with the times).

Onto Washway Road, past WAGS (that's Wash And Groom Salon for dogs - insert your own joke !) and then to Barton Bridge and inevitable queues for the Trafford Centre and Chill Factore. Smart motorway but the signs inform us that '27 vehicles ran out of fuel in July' - not so smart !!

 

The M66 sees the landscape a mass of wind turbines under leaden grey skies as I pass a trundling van proclaiming itself 'The Cafe at the End of the Universe'...... Off the M65 and past the Thatch & Thistle, the old ground at Seedhill and down into a curious industrial estate on the outskirts of Nelson which also features terraced housing.

 

Little Wembley - well to be honest I'm not seeing the resemblance...... Victoria Park is bordered by trees on two sides in surrounding parkland. Along one side there is a tidy low roofed wooden stand, with its green seats, although the multitude of wooden supports makes viewing difficult. Opposite are the dugouts behind which are the back gardens of the houses on Holme Terrace and a chimney rising out of the industrial units. The clubhouse and changing rooms are behind the goal at the top end of the ground whilst the Admirals Executive Lounge is a rusting portacabin....

Despite the gloomy weather predictions of heavy rain, the black clouds race past leaving the tie to kick off in blustery but sunny conditions. The Admirals are in blue with white sleeves, and their goalkeeper in salmon, whilst the Bishops are in change lurid fluorescent lime - truly shocking !!

 

Within two minutes the Admirals lead as centre back Richard Cowan heads home from a corner. Thereafter the Bishops are sloppy, enjoying plenty of possession but with no incision and frequently caught offside. Obdurate home defending limits the away side to a routine save from Andrew Johnson whilst Chris Winn shoots narrowly over from distance, and Michael Hoganson's free kick is just wide.

 

Little has been seen from the home team, content to frustrate, until Zak Dale's mesmerising run takes him beyond three defenders, rounding the keeper before his shot is hacked off the line. And then the Bishops' prayers are answered as just before the break a diagonal ball finds Hoganson who lays the ball onto Johnson, and his low shot finds the corner of the net for the equaliser.

 

The second half is one of total dominance for the roused visitors. Within ten minutes the tie is as good as over as Hoganson is given another opportunity from a free kick and finds the top corner this time. Shortly after a corner is played to the edge of the box and Jeff Smith volleys home magnificently.

 

One more goal seals the deal for the Bishops - a penalty area shambles featuring a mishit shot, pinball defending and Andre Bennett has three bites of the cherry before smashing the ball home for a 4-1 victory for Bishop Auckland. Little Wembley’s Wembley dream over for another year….. J

Diddy Men Serve Up Bollox and Are Derailed By Super Marine !!

And so to Loop Meadow and a bonus long weekend to see the Evostik South Division Division 1 South & West curtain raiser between Didcot Town and Swindon Supermarine.

 

Didcot Town Football Club was formed in 1907 from the merger of Didcot Village FC and Northbourne Wanderers, and boasts four club nicknames - Diddy, The Railwaymen, The Artillerymen and The Gunners. Initially playing in the North Berkshire Junior League, Diddy set up an offshoot team in 1923 - Didcot Wednesday - for those players who couldn't play on Saturdays due to work commitments, but had a half day off on Wednesdays instead.

 

By 1927 the club had moved to the Reading & District League and the 1953/54 season saw the creation of the Hellenic League, with the Railwaymen crowned champions in its inaugural season. Despite moving to the Metropolitan League in 1957, the club reverted back to the Hellenic in 1963.

 

As part of the redevelopment of Didcot town centre, ahead of the 1999/2000 season, the club relocated from the old Station Road ground (now Sainsburys car park !) to the magnificent new Loop Meadow stadium the other side of the railway tracks. The new stadium saw a change in fortunes, with the Artillerymen winning the FA Vase, beating AFC Sudbury 3-2 at White Hart Lane in 2005. The league title was lost by one point - that one point being a deduction for fielding an ineligible player.

 

However Diddy won the Hellenic League the following season to be promoted to the Southern League South & West. In 2009 the club was promoted to the Southern Premier but were relegated two seasons later, after losing 6 points following the demise of Windsor & Eton FC who they had beaten twice. Last season's mid table finish did, however, see the club's best ever FA Cup run, culminating in a televised First Round game against Exeter City, with the League 2 side winning 3-0.

Swindon Supermarine, 'The Marine', the visitors from the Webbs Wood Stadium, was established in 1992 from the merger of two troubled clubs in the Hellenic League - Supermarine FC and Swindon Athletic FC.

 

Supermarine FC was set up in 1946 from the social club of the Supermarine aircraft company famous for the Supermarine Spitfire aeroplane. Originally called Vickers Armstrong, then shortened to Vickers, the club played in the Swindon & District League before becoming founder members of the Wiltshire League. Thereafter the club moved up to the Hellenic League but were bottom of Division 1 at the time of the merger.

 

Swindon Athletic FC was founded in 1968 as Penhill FC, changing name in 1989. Also Wiltshire League founder members, the club ascended to the Hellenic in 1985 but was facing ground grading failure when the two clubs merged.

 

The new merged club won the Hellenic League in the 1997/98 season but was not promoted due to ground requirements. Three years later, again as champions, the Marine was accepted into the Southern League South & West and promoted to the Premier in 2007.

 

2010 saw a £50,000 funding shortfall and the very existence of the club hung by a thread until a supporters' consortium took over. Last season Supermarine reached the play offs, matching the 2013 term (after relegation the season before), but failure to achieve promotion has seen a wholesale change in playing personnel.

So Thursday and it's a slight detour to see the mini giraffe sculpture that forms part of Sale Art Zoo and then eschewing this week's must have offer from the Tyre Warehouse - a free bag of carrots with every tyre purchased.... Then on to the patchwork M6, and a welcome return of the PIES graffiti - now outed as a mythical Merseyside anti-heroes band, and due to release their debut album after three decades.......

 

It's a journey featuring smart motorway, broken down vehicles, lorries afire, burning trees, discarded fenders, plenty of rain and long delays. Three and a quarter hours later we finally arrive.

 

Friday brings better weather and a walk into the dreaming spires of Oxford. A brief stop at The Four Candles, and yes it is named after that iconic Two Ronnies sketch J On the wall are two fork handles and four candles....  Avoiding the cyclists, it's a trip to the Ashmolean Museum, then taking in the Sheldonian Theatre, Bodleian Library, Bridge of Sighs, Radcliffe Camera and finishing atop the Castle Mound at Oxford Castle, all the while marvelling at the historical attractions.

 

Saturday sees glorious sunshine - it is the first day of the football season after all - and a trip down the A34 to Didcot. After a fruitless search for a disabled space, and three car parks later, we eventually arrive at Didcot Railway Centre - and Steam Day !!

 

After travelling down both lines I take my leave and head for the Draycott Engineering Loop Meadow Stadium. I know needs must but Loop Meadow just sounds so much better.... Under the railway, onto the one way Cow Lane and then round the Ladygrove Loop, past an abandoned travellers ' site and to Bowmont Water, home to Oak Lane Health Centre, Willow Brook Leisure Centre and, of course, the Loop.

 

Inside the gorgeous sun beating down can be no excuse for a bare looking pitch. Entrance is by the main all seater stand, and to the right are two small seated covered stands in the corners, bisected by a covered terrace and a backdrop of the Railway Centre and the West Coast Main Line.

 

The far side supports a walkway and the dugouts, backed by Ladygrove Park and, on the hill, a bench overlooking the pitch - with several interested onlookers. To the left is a tree lined end, behind which is the travellers' site.

With the sun beating down, a bird of prey rising with the thermals in a cloudless sky and the hissing and whistling of steam trains in the background, the season is underway. Diddy are in red and white with keeper Leigh Bedwell in all white and Marine, appropriately, in all blue ! We also learn that Diddy's underwear sponsors are Bollox - yes, really......

 

Marine's captain Bradley Gray nearly hits the corner flag with the game's first effort but on 7 minutes we have the first goal. Gray's lovely through ball to strike partner Connor Waldon sees him flick it past his marker and score with a rasping left foot drive. Diddy's response has captain Adam Learoyd's header well saved by Marine custodian Connor Johns.

 

Waldon scores his second with a slight deflection after a drinks break, and Johns makes a fine save one on one from Diddy's Ryan Brooks. Waldon gets his hat trick just before the break, beating Bedwell with a brave header.

 

An open first half, far too open if you're a Didcot fan, finishes with Marine 3-0 up. Diddy caught with their pants down - or just plain Bollox ? The tannoy remains completely silent throughout the break.

 

The second half brings threats of a Diddy fightback thanks to the hard running of Brooks and fellow striker Ben Whitehead, but Johns remains relatively untroubled. The game becomes stretched as players tire in the heat and just before the hour Callum Parsons is teed up by Gray for the visitors' fourth.

 

We are then treated to a display of 18 gliders in the sky and a flurry of substitutions. Two of the visitors' replacements combine - Dan Martin put through hits the post but fellow substitute Lewis Thompson mops up to make it 5-0.

 

Finally in the 90th minute Diddy break their duck as Whitehead heads home a redirected corner for a home side consolation. Utter silence, bewilderment, then 'Christ we've scored' and then rather apologetic applause.....before the referee draws the veil on a 5-1 away victory.

 

Just time for a quick visit to Witney and, opposite the butter cross in the market square, a brief stop at the Company of Weavers, a nod to the town's traditional industry of blanket making. Then, thankfully, a less eventful journey home !